Christina Aguilera Coy About Nude Photos

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Wednesday, 30 March 2011

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Pop diva Christina Aguilera has been coy when asked about what was on her 'memory card' which she left in a Paris hotel room.

Apparently the feisty beauty had taken some candid camera shots of her and her man getting frisky. The pair frolicked and partied and took some sexy pics.

However poor Christina has panicked at the 'loss' of her memory card and is worried that she could end up being nude in all the tabloids across the world.

The sexy, provocative Burlesque star is known for her raunchy dance routines but has suddenly gone all coy and virginal.

Nude pics of her have popped up on Twitter and she has 'lost it' with her PR person who has been unable to prevent a hotel worker 'texting' her sexy nude pictures.

Friend Paris Hilton has told her not to worry and that 'no publicity is bad publicity.'

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