Written by dutch

Monday, 28 March 2011

The Oscar winning actress has been slated by her 'body' double for not given her any praise or recognition for her ballet dancing. Sarah Parker did '95%' of the ballet dancing in the film where Portman portrays a 'psychotic' ballet dancer.

Natalie Portman appears to be morphing into the character of the psychotic dancer with a 'dark' inner turmoil.

It has been noted that the 'bad' Natalie has been mean about old friends and has not answered their texts and has 'cut them dead' when seeing them in public.

She has been 'inscrutable' in dark sunglasses and black clothing and never breaks into a smile. The bad Natalie has never offered to buy anyone a mocha coffee or a skinny latte when there is a break in filming. The actress will not allow any one to enter her trailer to use the bathroom and says that she wants to make a 'whole lot of new friends and ditch the losers'.

The vitriolic actress refuses to acknowledge that she had a 'body double' at all and said that she learnt to be a prima ballerina in a year and learnt all the right dance moves. The diva said, "Why should I share my glory with anyone this is all about me, me, me winning!"

Friends are concerned that she has taken a leaf out of Charlie Sheen's book and that she is planning on 'shacking up' in Charlie's menage of women; but she has said that she "won't be an understudy to any one and has to come first." It will be interesting to see if any feathers will be ruffled in the Sheen hen-coop.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ballet, Black Swan

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