Written by dutch

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

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Sheen's Troll Dog

In his latest rant Sheen has branded his ex-wife Denise Richards as a 'kidnapper and a vile dog thief.'

Sheen said the would attack her with 'napalm and dragon's blood'. In a worrying new 'melt down' Sheen has threatened Denise and referred to her as a 'whore'.

Denise said that when she separated from Sheen she let him keep two pug dogs which belonged to her. She allowed Charlie to keep them so that her girls could see them when they came to visit.

When she recently saw the dogs she was shocked at the poor condition they were in and removed them from Sheen's house. Shortly afterwards one of the dogs died of malnutrition and the other is in a very weak condition.

However, Charlie, has branded her a 'troll' and says he will get even with her by using her 'tiger blood' which is coming to the 'boil' with wrath.

A representative from the American RSPCA has said that he is going to visit Sheen's mansion and demand to see if his exotic pets, snakes and tarantulas, are being well cared for.

Social services are also said to be worried that a 'delusional' Sheen is sometimes looking after his kids and say that he is not a 'fit' parent.

His disillusioned ex-wife Denise Richards said that Charlie turned 'nasty' when she wouldn't allow her kids to be on a television interview with Sheen. The angry 'warlock' was furious and said that he had wanted to put pictures of the cute pugs on his 'Winning' T-shirts and vowed he would get even with Denise.

Fans of Sheen have bombarded his celebrity mansion with cute puppies for him to choose from as a potential pet. Sheen has had to say to the star-struck girls 'don't bring any warlock pups because they are peeing 'napalm'." An PR person has begged the teenagers to take the dogs back as he does not want to be responsible for them.

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