A cleaner came close to being the latest taste sensation in the sausage world. The guy narrowly avoided being minced into sausage after a mishap in the United States, after he was sucked into a machine at his employers sausage-making company. The...
In a recent interview, Lady Gaga admitted she just loves the rumors that she has a penis (hmm okay). Despite clearing up speculation as to whether or not she's a man or woman, she (Lady Gaga) says the rumors keep erecting (LOL). But the tough stuf...
When a truck load of beer ends up on the roadside you'd kind of forgive those with a thirst for the sweet nectar of the God's. This actually happened, so my respects to the families involved in this odd tragedy. Now from what I have found out f...
As strange as it may sound 98 per cent of Ugandan gay asylum-seekers to the U.K. are returned home, most likely to a fate of death or persecution. In a "hard-hitting" U.K. study, handed to the Home Secretary Theresa May, it was stated that asylum...
World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms. The First-Class bathroom features wide vertica...
Last Wednesday May 19th 2010 self outed Country Music singer Chely Wright appeared on the God of Television Shows, Oprah. Her "outing" made headlines around the world and was a great moment in history for the GLBT community, and a possible life li...
Wale the U.S. based smooth, good looking and extra cute Rapper is facing bitch lashing after making a decision to cancel a scheduled performance at an event for a U.S. Gay and Lesbian community. Wale is an American rapper from Washington, who, by...
Justin "baby" Bieber has created a new trend, Glass Butting. It's a simple new step where you walk into a glass door believing it will just open.... then slam dunk.... right into the glass while still your in motion and the glass door refuses to open...
Madonna is spittin' chips over the Malawian Court sentence of a Gay couple to 14 years of hard labor after they were convicted on charges of gross indecency and unnatural acts. Madonna's head is blowing steam saying she is shocked and saddened by...
Calling a footballer a "fairy" just doesn't sit well in 2010, the dust fall out can pound a career into the ground. Re-Elected Labour MP, who voted for gay Âequality rights in Parliament, Stephen Pound has been accused of calling Arsenal's former...
Transport Minister and former Police Minister David Campbell has resigned as Transport Minister in N.S.W. after he was caught using his taxpayer-funded car to visit a gay men's sex venue in Sydney's eastern suburbs. Now the very straight, on the o...
Outspoken Aussie Football League, (AFL), player Jason Akermanis seems to be homophobic - urging gay players to stay in the closet because the game isn't ready for "them". The Aussie Rules star says it would be unsafe and it could make other player...
New research suggests that animals can be gay too, which would defy Darwin's theory that the sexual impulses of animals are designed to cause reproduction and are therefore necessarily heterosexual. The research, conducted on an Albatross colony i...
An aggresive CBS, (America), has created it's own television reality series call "Internal Culling"! The plot revolves around murdering top executive's who take to the axe to murder show's such as "Cold Case," "Ghost Whisperer" and five other seri...
Magazine Ralph has controversially called food handling tough - but popular - Australian food critic at the top of its annual 100 "Wankers" list, Master Chef judge Matt Preston was ejaculated for being "pompous" - though you could add every curse kno...
I have to tell you I've seen some things in my time but this guy takes the (TV) box. I appreciate it people just telling it like it is, as most of us do, man this weirdo believes the need to go further than that, to an extreme level - direct attack. Now being the attackee, it worries me little, but I worry for the attacker. Those that seem to think that communication just isn't right if i...
Gay couples locked lips in the national capital in a romantic protest aimed at winning the right to get married. About 200 people attended the event, which was organised in Civic by Equal Love Canberra - and at least a dozen of them took up the ch...
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