A study by leading scientists has confirmed that fat bottomed girls really do make the world go round. The lyrics to the popular Queen hit were always taken with a pinch of salt, rather like the fries that the name checked stars of the rock classi...
CHICAGO - The Right Coast Illustrated Revue is reporting that several of Oprah Winfrey's friends are expressing some concern about the woman they call Miss Oprah. One friend who has known Winfrey for over 20 years is Valdosta Mae "Vittles" LaBrado...
Under mounting pressure to demonstrate an economic turnaround, the United States Bureau of Labor and Statistics has decided to change the metrics being used to measure economic growth. The principal economic metric will now be the Gross Domestic Weig...
LOS ANGELES - NBC has a show called It's Worth What? and now not to be outdone ABC will be coming out with a new show called They Weigh What? The producers of the new show say that unlike the peacock network show their show will be exciting as it...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - LeAnn Rimes recently stated that she no longer finds it amusing to be known as a 'husband-stealer.' The singer of such song hits as "Blue," "Unchained Melody," "Blue Denim Britches," "Swingin" and the follow up "Swingin Wi...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Britney Spears, who passed up an opportunity to appear in the Twilight movie series due to a bad case of tonsillitis, recently dismissed the sexually provocative rumors regarding her and her BFF Mel Gibson. Spears said that her a...
Always innovating, Manchester United are announcing a new pricing scheme for the 2011/2012 season: Pay what you weigh. Each of the turnstiles will have a set of scales outside, and fans will have to stand on them prior to entry to the ground. What...
Although she has now lost over 40 pounds, actress Kirstie Alley says that the new pills that are really taking off her weight has some serious side-effects, she is determined to stay on them until she gets down to an even 200. Also Alley refuses to come out of her house until she is down to 200, but she has given her friends permission to talk with us. "Sally has lost a lot of weight alright...
LOS ANGELES- Janet Jackson has always been the member of the Jackson family that was noted for having quite a temper. Brother Michael never even uttered the words darn, gosh, golly, or even harrumph. Sister La Toya is so mild and soft spoken that...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Carnie Wilson, one-third of the all-girl band Wilson Phillips says that her amazing weight loss of 150 pounds is history. The 5 foot 3 inch singer noted that she sort of fell off the diet that she had been on and in a matter of a...
The nursing profession was today in crisis after revelations that biscuit consumption has surpassed "danger" and is now at "crisis" level In a report issued today, it has been revealed that the mean estimated hip size of nurses is now a worrying 6...
Emerging research suggests that celebrities, as well as ordinary people, may pack on the pounds. The evils of deliciousness, widely observed and deplored in everyday, as well as star-studded life, torment almost everyone with only a few notable e...
Friends say that Star Jones has packed on 35 more pounds - and sources say she's absolutely terrified the weight gain will drive away the man she hopes will change her life forever! Or, perhaps someone else who will change the rest of her life forev...
In a recent study women who have breast enhancements bigger than they need could find themselves airborne. Seems some makers of these bigger is better breast enhancers found that if they fill them part way with some helium it could make them light and less weight filled thus making it possible for women to have less back pain.
A 46 year old plumber has recently developed what he believes will take over as the next "it" diet.
With ringing endorsements from such A-list celebs as Karen Carpenter and Nicole Richie, the Zone diet, devised by Dr J Sears from the Institute for Tubby Losers, has taken the world by storm and, despite the high profile deaths of se...
New Unscientist - Peregrine Nation.
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