Kirstie Alley To Host A New TV Game Show Called "They Weigh What?"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 8 August 2011

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McDonald's is the major sponsor of the new reality show "They Weigh What?"

LOS ANGELES - NBC has a show called It's Worth What? and now not to be outdone ABC will be coming out with a new show called They Weigh What?

The producers of the new show say that unlike the peacock network show their show will be exciting as it will actually pit three teams of players against each other instead of just merely having two people on the same team who aren't even competing with anyone else.

Kirstie Alley, who placed second in this past season's edition of Dancing With The Stars, has agreed to be the host of the new show.

Alley spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and told her that she is very excited about her new show and that she still cannot believe the amount of money that she is being paid to host the show.

Miss Wine asked her what the amount was and she would not say but did remark that it is very close to what Pat Sajak gets for hosting Wheel of Fortune.

Alley said that the premise of the show is that three teams of three contestants each try to guess the combined weight of well known celebrity personalities.

In the first round the contestants are allowed to ask the two celebrities questions pertaining to their favorite foods, unusual eating habits, and what they are currently doing in regards to their careers.

The two teams coming the closest to guessing the weight both move on to the next round where they then try to guess the combined weight of three well known personalities.

They get to ask the same types of questions but this time they actually get to see the three celebrities dressed in swimsuits.

The team winning this round gets to go on to the final Big Money Round where they will be shown ten photos of ten specific body parts along with ten face photos of celebrities and the remaining team has to match the specific body part to the celebrity personality.

The winning team will receive $25,000 for each correct match up and if they should match all ten correctly their $250,000 will be turned into $2 million.

SIDENOTE: Kirstie told TV ClickerWorld that some of the celebrity personalities who will be appearing on the first show include Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, Carnie Wilson, Conchata Ferrell, David Crosby, Carrie Fisher, Kevin James, and Lisa Marie Presley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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