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Funny story: Statue Of Queen Mother Revealed By British Royal Family

Statue Of Queen Mother Revealed By British Royal Family

In London today, Queen Elizabeth II has unveiled a new statue honoring her late mother, affectionately known as the Queen Mum or the Queen's Mumsey or Crazy Old Bat, according to whom you were asking and how sober he was at the time. Of course, if...

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Funny story: New Queen Mother distilllery is opened

New Queen Mother distilllery is opened

A national monument to the Queen Mother is due to be opened by the Queen, the Buckingham Gin Palace distillery. Three generations of the Royal family will join Her Majesty for the ceremony in London, and it has been funded by the sale of £5 no-deposi...

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Funny story: Statue of Queen Mother unveiled

Statue of Queen Mother unveiled

A new statue of the Queen Mother by controversial sculptor Philip Jackson was unveiled today. The statue shows the Queen Mother in her heyday, holding a betting slip in one hand a glass of gin in the other. "It captures the essence of one's mot...

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Funny story: Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Funny story: Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...

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Funny story: Sweden's Straw Goat Torched Yet Again

Sweden's Straw Goat Torched Yet Again

A giant straw goat erected each Christmas in the northern Swedish town of Bonkers has been burned down - yet again. The 50 foot high animal has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been ram-raided with a sleigh, b...

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Funny story: Standing On One Leg For An Hour Is Art, Claims Gormless

Standing On One Leg For An Hour Is Art, Claims Gormless

Speaking from Trafalgar Square in London, Antony Gormless claimed that standing on one leg for an hour is art. 'Yes, it's a cultural expression of London's ethnic wealth, and not just a totally boring and pointless exercise to get people like me into...

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Funny story: Crazed Rabbi Circumcizes David

Crazed Rabbi Circumcizes David

Tourists looked on in horror as a mad-crazed Rabbi performed a bris - a circumcision upon Michelangelo's masterpiece, David, yesterday in Florence, Italy.

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Funny story: Naked Peeing Buddha Statue Cited for Indecency

Naked Peeing Buddha Statue Cited for Indecency

Jane, Louisiana (Le Onhyon) - A large peeing statue of Buddha was arrested and charged with public indecency on Wednesday in this small Louisiana hamlet.

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Funny story: Statues cause protests in London

Statues cause protests in London

Protests have been held in London to campaign against a series of statues of Gordon Brown's head which have been put up around London as part of a PR campaign to make the "Not the dour Scotsman" more widely accepted.

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Funny story: Blair has massive erection for Bush!

Blair has massive erection for Bush!

London, RootArse: - Next week the President plays host to the British Prime Minister and it is rumoured that Mr Bush has some gifts awaiting Mr Blair's arrival, but the lesser heard rumour mill is saying that Tony also ha...

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Funny story: New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

New Paris Hilton Autopsy Sculpture Unveiled

A new statue of Paris Hilton has been unveiled at a New York museum. In the statue, a naked Paris Hilton is laid out on a table with her inards exposed. The golden statue wears a tiara and her dog is on top of her, also in a tiara. The organs are...

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Funny story: Miracle Statue Starts Blaspheming

Miracle Statue Starts Blaspheming

A Statue of Jesus in Beloxi Mississippi reportedly began streaming down obscenities on passers by following the Democratic Victory in last Novembers Election.

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Funny story: Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Maidstone - Several little old ladies were rushed to hospital today after the unveiling of a statue celebrating the work and life of the Maidstond and Weild Member of Parliament Ann Widdecombe.

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