A Statue of Jesus in Beloxi Mississippi reportedly began streaming down obscenities on passers by following the Democratic Victory in last Novembers Election.
One mailman commented: "It was like a Miracle! I was walkin' by, makin' my delivery when the damned thing called me a MINDLESS TWIT - I even heard a GOBBLE!"
The Statue was apparently referring to the start of turkey season which just happened to Coincide with the Democratic victory
The lamb of God had been turned away at the voting booth
The mailman explained: "You see, they re-districted the savior--didn't like it though. Never did hear such Language!"
