With the 33 Chilean miners soon to find themselves back on the surface stories of survival techniques are now been told by their loved ones. Susan Muvova the wife of Horga a trapped miner told us how US survival specialists convinced the men to st...
The ordeal of the thirty three Chilean miners trapped underground for over two months is not yet over. There is the journey to the surface and the dangers involved with that but another peril, unreported for some reason, is the media frenzy that awai...
Chile is expecting a massive baby boom after the Chilean miners release next week. The miners have requested that their wives go out an buy sexy lingerie, sex toys, etc, and send the kids away for at least three days to their grandparents! The...
A spokesman for the miners in Chile, who have been trapped underground in a copper and gold mine for more than nine weeks, has said the condition of the men is "irritable", and that they are "just about fucked off with each other". The 33 men have...
X-Factor reject Gamu Nhengu is travelling to the San Jose mine in Chile in time to greet the 33 trapped miners as they are pulled to safety. Gamu will sing the Chilean National Anthem to each miner as they see daylight for the first time in over 6...
This morning the drill broke through into the chamber holding the 33 Chilean gold miners. A voice came up the 700 metre shaft saying, "We're staying down here! Go Away!" The spokesman for the trapped Chilean miners Aaron Mateo explained: "We've be...
A homosexual miner trapped in a confined space with 32 other men has pleaded with rescue workers to stop their digging and leave them alone. The miner, Andres Forme, rejected claims that the men should be rescued and return to their "sham marriage...
The solidarity of the 33 miners has finally been broken over a contentious game of "I Spy". After more than a month of being huddled together, trapped in a confined space, tensions have finally been unleashed over the seemingly innocuous children'...
There were wild celebrations and screams of total joy this morning at the mine where 33 Chilean miners have been trapped for more than 6 weeks, when one of those buried alive scrambled out of a tiny crack at the pithead. Carlos Aquilar, 19, was ab...
Leaked company papers revealed startling news about trapped miners in the Chile gold mine. The papers, which had yet to been discovered, discussed how the Chile government and Mining Company expect the trapped miners to pay for their own rescue by...
Trapped Chilean miners were given hope today as the T-130 drilling machine being used to reach then has now broken through to the tunnel where the miners have taken refuge 2070 feet below the surface. Unfortunately the hole is only twelve inches...
George Michael, the former pop star who was handed an eight-week jail sentence yesterday, is this evening heading out of Heathrow Airport on his way to Chile, it has been revealed. Michael, or, should I say, Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou to give hi...
The 33 trapped Chilean miners, who have now been stuck underground for nearly 6 weeks, may eventually be rescued by Caesarean Section, it has been revealed. The news comes after the wife of Ariel Ticona, one of the trapped workers, gave birth to a...
The Trapped Chilean Miners saga lumbers on with the news that, for the first time since the miners were buried alive nearly six weeks ago, a birth has been recorded amongst the tiny trapped community - a bouncing baby girl!. Ariel Ticona, who has...
Relatives of trapped Chilean miner Ariel Ticona have expressed their "disgust and disbelief" that he did not attend the birth of his daughter yesterday. Before the main access tunnel to the San Jose copper and gold mine collapsed on 5 August, Mr...
In a quite startling news story today, Alex Reid, husband of Katie Price aka Jordan, has reportedly discovered six Chilean miners inside his wife's vagina. A spokesman for the San Antonio Metal Mining Company confirmed that six of their employees...
The miners trapped underground in a Chilean mine for the last 26 days have complained that their first hot meal during that time served to them yesterday was not really up to the high standards they had expected, and have asked for the chef who cooke...
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