Chile expect "baby boom" after miners release!

Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Chile is expecting a massive baby boom after the Chilean miners release next week.

The miners have requested that their wives go out an buy sexy lingerie, sex toys, etc, and send the kids away for at least three days to their grandparents!

The whole of the area will be closed down for a massive "sex-in" after the miners have had a hot bath, pulled the curtains and YEEHAA! All hell will break loose.

The rest of Chile have also decided to show solidarity towards the miners and are declaring a "national sex-in celebration day" so all of the people who have followed the drama can release their frustrations and have a good old fashioned "bonk-in"!

Sex shops and the internet are stocking up for the event and are expecting multi-million Chilean sales.

One very hot and steamy wife of a trapped miner, Senóra Suckadildo, gave the following statement:

"Si, arriba, Yo cannot wait et my hubby is so horny yo have ordered dos negro pequinós tangas et viagra (?) muy bien."

Chile is about to have a "bambino boom" never experienced before in post war human history apart from the Boris Becker and Tiger Woods escapades which multiplied the global population significantly!

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