LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has certainly seen his share of ups and downs on the roller coaster of the marital world. Sheen confessed to Barbara Walters on The View that many times in his marriages and/or relationships he has felt like he was noth...
LOS ANGELES - Close friends of Twilight star Rob Pattinson say that he is still extremely upset about his former girlfriend Kristen Stewart's affair with her Snow White And The Huntsman accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti. Pattinson has learned from...
HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has stated that it is time for her to go from the concert lights to the movie lights as she announces she has just signed to appear in her very first motion picture. The New York singer will be appearing in the Robert Rodrigu...
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen says that his days of being a "Space Cadet" are over. He stated that he is thrilled with the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management. When asked by Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors if his days of being a "La...
BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...
HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher has paid the man whom he replaced on the sit-com Two and A Half Men quite a compliment. Kutcher recently sat down with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo at a Stuffed Jellyfish Seafood Diner in Petaluma. He to...
The seemingly never flushing turd that is Charlie Sheen will once again invade American TV with yet another sitcom in which he plays a character called Charlie. Sheen, who is a bit like that fly you cannot swat, the annoying Auntie who visits all...
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has been described as being to common sense what Sarah "The Moose Mama" Palin is to geography. But the 46-year-old laughs and says that sticks and stones can break his bones but if you really want to hurt him make 603...
LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...
Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has named his vice presidential running mate via a twitter from his twitter account. The former Massachusetts governor has named Charlie Sheen as the next likely VP. "It was an obvious choice" said...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen sat in his Mulholland Estate Mansion Casa Jose Cuervo smoking an imported 10-inch Cuban cigar and taking sips from a bottle of tequila that he named his Sherman Oaks mansion after. Sheen, who is known as "T...
Andre Breivik, the Norwegian extreme right wing mass murderer, Ted Nugent, the Detroit 'Motorcity Madman' (in so many ways more than the original intent) and Charlie Sheen, the 'Platoon Psycho', will be kicking of their 'Kick You In The Teeth' maniac...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Lady Gaga attended Heidi Montag's Super Bowl Party at Plastic Land Manor, Heidi's $8.9 million Slovakian-style mansion. Lady Gaga and Montag first became friends when Gaga provided one of her shoulders for Heidi to lean...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it is now official, Gary Busey has just taken over the nickname of "The Space Cadet" from Charlie "No Show" Sheen. According to reports published in The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, Fajita San Guacamole wrote that while Gary's...
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen alias "The Space Cadet" wasted no time as he was seen trying to hit on Vanessa Bryant at a Pizza Doll Restaurant located near Sunset and Vine. Charlie was wearing an NFL New York Giants baseball cap and a New England Patr...
SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
"Action" is what the Hollywood A-Lister Charlie Sheen shouts to the 30 or so men on a boiling film set in Afghanistan, but far from directing a new film about the war in Afghanistan, Charlie Sheen has been giving acting lessons to Al-Qaeda. Havin...
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