BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles, The Giggling Guacamole.
The GG is co-owned by Eva Longoria and George Lopez. They purchased the building that housed The Yummy Yum Yum Massages Unlimited and completely had the place renovated turning it into one of the most exquisitely authentic Mexican restaurants in the entire country.
Noted Jalisco, Mexico interior decorator Santiago Sixto De La Quinceañera designed all the historic artwork and motif down to the imported maracas, piñatas, serapes, Jose Cuervo Tequila coasters, and the little miniature matador salt and pepper shakers.
Music for the grand opening was provided by the little old band from Texas, ZZ Top who performed half of their songs in Spanish.
The two bearded wonders lead guitarist Billy Gibbons and bass guitarist Dusty Hill performed while sitting on real live genuine burros that were especially imported from the Mi Lapiz Es Azul Burro Breeding Rancho located just outside of Cabo San Lucas.
Other than Sheen and Hilton, other celebrities that were present at the grand opening included Selena Gomez sans Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian sans Kanye West, and Vice-President Joe Biden sans his wife Jill.
Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reported seeing Charlie Sheen leave with Paris Hilton. Earlier in the evening Sheen was overheard telling Eva Longoria that he and Paris are now an item.
Longoria is said to have wished the happy couple well and told them to please try and keep each other out of trouble.
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