An above board way (without the need to bug their phones) of finding out the truth about what many political figures really think, is a trip to their local posing as a nice considerate boy or girl. Our ace reporter took a trip to Vincent's local last night and came away with a completely different idea of the ministers views on students: "Long haired layabouts on a par with workshy council esta...
Prince Andrew has just turned down the lead role in the new TV production The Scroungers, suggesting that his big bro was much more suited for the role, having had far more practice. In truth, he was mortified at the mere thought of rising early t...
LONDON - Wikileaks has published 57 linear feet of toilet paper detailing Julian Assange's high-tech plan to be broken out of London's Wandsworth prison. The plan consists of Assange apparently being officially transferred to another prison on M...
Well, the Wikileaks just keep on coming! In a new revelation that was declared brand new, some new leaks have been Wikied: President Ihavea Nodinnajaquet of Iran: A 2009 cable between the USA and the rest of the world (except Iran) declared that the president was actually as crazy of a box of frogs. On fire. And without legs. Ann Widdecombe, star of scream and stage, is in the running to...
The phrase "hit em where it hurts" has never been so applicable. Or, as the Global Governments have decided, they're serving a dish best served cold... on Julian Assange. Tired of having their private lives splashed on the Internet; tired of revel...
Workers at Mastercard, PayPal and Visa have all developed Hacking coughs after getting damp from leaking radiators. 'We shall get everything back to normal in no time' said a PayPal manager through a crackling line, interspersed by frightful hacki...
(US and A) - As the spillage by WikiLeaks continues, the vast majority of Americans are immune to any personal take on the matter -- preferring to get their sanitized news stories cut up into bite-sized pieces for them instead. "We just don't get...
In addition to guaranteeing that many Iraqi and Afghan anti-terrorism workers will be killed when their association with the US is revealed, Wikileaks' release of 313 jillion personal emails and other documents has shed light on what US officials really think of world leaders. Here are the most embarrassing comments released thus far: 6."She is an ineffective figure-head, but a smoking hot p...
WikiLeaks main rival, "WonkaLeaks", has released secret cables between former U.S. Secretary of Confectioneries Dr. Karen J. Stevens, Ph.D. and well-known candy maker Wonka. The following statements by Dr. Stevens (pictured at right) seem to hint at a sinister web of ulterior motives by the U.S. government: * February 14, 2004 || Where can I get my hands on some more 'yellow cake'? * Ma...
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange finally turned himself over to authorities after his credit cards were cancelled, he was turned out of his hidey hole for non payment of rent, and his condom sponsor "withdrew" further financial support due to 'brea...
Terrorism-abettor and accused rapist Julian Assange was arrested on a European arrest warrant in London monday, and spokespersons for the US State Department say that they will seek extradition to the US, where he will receive a fair trial, be convic...
Washington DC - State secrets. Espionage. Deception, hypocrisy. Threats, counter threats. Like a sick, sick novel, created by an impossible and bizarre collaboration between George Orwell, John le Carré, and Hunter Thompson, the Wikileaks saga co...
CHICAGO - Wikileaks CEO Julian Assange has confirmed that Alexandrina Welchowitz, a back up singer for Demi Lovato, has hired the San Francisco law firm of Goldentooth, Sandpuppy, & Singletavern to represent her in an assault lawsuit against Lova...
HOLLYWOOD - Executives at ABC, the network that produces the reality dancing show Dancing With The Stars, have just announced that they have talked to Julian Assange of Wikilieaks and he has agreed to appear as a contestant on next year's edition.
Wikileaks has hit back at the world over British cables. As the site is on the verge of being shut down and shunned by those it embarrasses, a new scandal has emerged in the UK related to alleged cables to America. It seems that the US Preside...
Wikileaks, the watchdog site that exposes government secrets has finally released a new round of documents that Americans are interested in. The last round of documents revealed that diplomats and politicians are a bunch of back biting, gossip mon...
The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...
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