New York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
A British man claims to have come up with a quick, easy, and surefire way to lose weight - and fast. The former lard-butt has lost five stone (70 lbs / 32 kg) over the past six months, and he did it by obeying two simple rules. As most fatsos a...
FARGO - ND - The whole town of Fargo is on a new diet that is turning them all into buff hunks and twiggy babes. Key to the diet plan? Ice cream. Yes, according to Dr. Perlsrenth here eating a triple-scoop cone with me, this special ice cream is t...
Hollywood - Spokesperson Valerie Bertinelli says the new Jenny Craig Amputation Weight Loss System promises to provide rapid weight loss to those who have failed with traditional programs relying on dieting, exercise and self-control. "It's so sim...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans are suddenly getting fitter than ever as town hall debates over health care energize people to get off their fat asses and be heard, according to a recent study. Add to that the fact that many Americans are simply too...
Officials today refused to grant a licence to a new slimming product developed by Mad Ed's Drug Company. Reasons cited were insufficient clinical trials, unsanitary production facilities, and the likelihood of death for potential users. The produc...
Weight management leader NutriPuke, Inc. has announced it has purchased salmonella tainted peanut butter based products for use in its new Quick-Barf Quick-Start Weight Loss Program. Company spokesman Ron Faster said users simply need to consume...
Chicago, Illinois - "I'm taking one more step for man and one more giant leap for mankind," said an excited Oprah to her studio audience as she announced that President-elect Barack Obama has promised her an ambassadorship to the planet closest to th...
Dearest Madame Bitters, I have had a weight problem my whole life and right now I'm the heaviest I've ever been. I've tried dieting and exercising but the pounds won't budge. Please help me, I'm desperate. -Fat & Frustrated in MS Fat & Frustrated: Normally I don't answer questions about diet and weight related issues and it's not because I don't know what I'm talking about. I...
How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!...
A 46 year old plumber has recently developed what he believes will take over as the next "it" diet.
Popster Lily Allen, who is absolutely wonderful, has checked into a weight loss clinic after confessing recently to fans on her Myspace page that she was "fat, ugly, fugly and a worse crooner than Amy Winehouse".
With ringing endorsements from such A-list celebs as Karen Carpenter and Nicole Richie, the Zone diet, devised by Dr J Sears from the Institute for Tubby Losers, has taken the world by storm and, despite the high profile deaths of se...
DENMARK, ICELAND--(Press Release) - Are you one of the many people who want a trimmer, healthier lifestyle. You are not alone, 50 million Americans go on diets each year. There are now literally thousands of weight loss products and programs on the market. It's easy to become overwhelmed by all of the different choices with some of them down right bad.
First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of blah blah blah...
Subway spokesman and former fattie Jared Fogle, who became famous for losing 350 pounds on his own Subway diet, was spotted yesterday by customers at a Wendy's restaurant. One restaurant employee, on conditions of anonymity, said that "Jare...
A study conducted by Shape magazine has verified the vicious rumours circulating the internet regarding exercise and weight loss.
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