Weight management leader NutriPuke, Inc. has announced it has purchased salmonella tainted peanut butter based products for use in its new Quick-Barf Quick-Start Weight Loss Program.
Company spokesman Ron Faster said users simply need to consume one NutriPuke Peanut Butter Granola Bar first thing each morning and stick close to the toilet the rest of the day. Weight loss varies from person to person, he says, but it's not unusual to lose 20 pounds as well as the lining of your stomach the first week.
Faster denied the rumor that Apple's CEO Steve Jobs was featured in newly released television advertisements.
