London - (Wapping Mess): The Polish Spoof Sun has hit the news stands in the UK with a full-color edition featuring dozens of Page Three stonking great big 36GG tits covered in the East European team's national colors.
Poland, the dark and eerie Eastern European country, is to become the fifth member of the United Kingdom, and immigrants from Poland will, from 10 June, be accorded the same rights as those accorded to UK-born citize...
England fans, distraught at their team's inability to qualify for the Euro 2008 championships, have, in their thousands, declared their allegiance to the most obvious second choice team, Poland.
(MIDLANDS) Stourbridge in the West Midlands now has so many lap dancing establishments, that local council bosses are considering changing the historic town's name to Patpong-on-Stour, it has eme...
Following the lead of her more senior European Union neighbors, France and Spain, the Polish Parliament has passed legislation that will discourage anorectic models from sauntering down the nascent fashion industry's catwalks.
Polish political par-tay Civic Platform, today took a strong position as a result of the parliamentary elections Sunday, winning 41.4 percent of the total vote with 600 percent of returns counted.
A Home Office study of all languages spoken in Britain, has determined that Polish is the second most-spoken language in the UK. Punjabi, naturally, was the most widely-spoken, with English in third place. The study, which found that there are...
Warsaw Grouper, Poland (IP) - The Polish Parliament has outlawed breast feeding in Poland because it hurts Polish women too much when they boil their nipples before feeding their babies.
Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.
Warszawa - (Ass Mess): As every leading fundamentalist dictatorship knows, you need a wingnut preacher to promote state fascism via radio, tv and internet.
Poland's government has set up six committees in the past year to fight bureaucracy and simplify laws.
Popular TV character Tinky Winky will join Right Said Fred lead singer Richard Fairbrass in Poland's first Gay Pride rally. At least fourteen other people are expected to attend to support the banner waving duo including gay rights leader Peter T...
News just in from our Polish children's TV correspondant has told us that an investigation is to be launched as to whether the cult TV children's drama "Teletubbies" promotes homosexuality.
Popular gay tellytubby Tinky Winky today threatened to pull out of negotiations to serialise "The Tellytubbies" in Poland after officials accused him of corrupting the country's children.
A man from Penge who was a former male model, is today starting a lawsuit against St Guy's hospital for a plastic surgery operation that has gone horribly wrong.
Warsaw - (Ass Mess): Recent internet revelations concerning Nazi connections to the Polish Government-in- Exile's Warwaw embassy are threatening to bring down the administration of Prime Monster Mr Kaczynski who has complained bitterly that the o...
Gdansk, Poland - (Associated Messerschmitts): Old war wounds appear to be hard to heal in North Western Poland amid reports that Polish patrol boats have opened fire on a gaily-coloured Westphalian pleasure boat cruising the balmy Baltic waters aroun...
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