Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 8 June 2008

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Sun for Proles or Sun for Poles?

London - (Wapping Mess): The Polish Spoof Sun has hit the news stands in the UK with a full-color edition featuring dozens of Page Three stonking great big 36GG tits covered in the East European team's national colors.

"Czesc Polaku! Jeszcze Polska nie zginela poki my zyjemy!" the headline proclaims, citing the first line of the country's National Anthem which, translated roughly, says 'Poland hasn't lost yet so long as we're still alive!' - no doubt an inspiration to their many fans.

The Polish edition of the popular UK tabloid was launched today just as bookies were forced to suspend Euro 2008 betting following a suspicious £100 million betting surge on 66/1 outsiders Poland winning the contest.

The paper's editorial is trying to keep UK-based Poles' spirits up while a police investigation continues to freeze and sequester all bets placed on the rank ouitsiders beating Italy 3-0 at the final in Austria on June 29.

"Someone in the know is taking the piss," online betting site sources at Aintgottaprayer.con said today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Poland, Euro 2008

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