One day the Sultan of Kybosh was bored. "I am bored", said he, "and I do not know what I shall do. Perhaps I may have the heads cut off some of my lackeys and lickspittles. I think that a bit of lopping might assuage my unbearable ennui. What do you think, Mildred?" "Nay, my lord", quoth Mildred, who was the Sultana of Kybosh, and the Sultan's wife, to boot, not that he ever did, boot her that...
ET, the beloved alien from a 1982 family documentary is not home from a wild party. He is said to have gone out on New Year's eve, just after 9, to go to a party at his friend's house, two galaxies over, and has not managed to phone home. His...
New research has revealed that even a New Year's "party in my pants" is an anti-climax. The study was carried out by scientists who were intrigued by the constant association with New Year's Eve and an anti-climax. Scientists conducted the stud...
Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...
Friends of Kristen Stewart will probably get a great laugh out of the Ashley Greene embarrassment at a recent small party given by the head honchos of the Twilight movies. A bit part player says that there were about fifty or so of them gathered i...
The Campello Trumper reports that last Saturday, semi-drunken Halloween revellers ran for their lives at Brown's Restaurant when a portal to the underworld was inadvertedly opened up on the dancefloor. Tony Brown, proprietor of the popular Brown's...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...
Penny celebrated her 12th birthday with a Trampoline Party. The days of Macdonalds parties were over, this was something really different. The best thing for Penny is that she was better at trampolining than everyone else. Could be this had something to do with choosing this particular venue. Even Terry was bested so Penny decided she had to fall off the trampoline before he got too upset.
Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who slipped into the White House state dinner party earlier this year, are back in the news after they say that their 14 year old son, Diseal, went to sleep in the back seat of their Toyota Camry and then sleepwalked out th...
The Gourmet Buffet Table Company filed for bankruptcy this week after mistakenly shipping prop wrestling tables out to home centers across the U.S. Normally setting up production lines for home table construction, GBT's folding tables had been kno...
Having sent off my latest review, I sat wondering what I could review next when a blue delivery van pulled up outside with a delivery for me. I accepted the four boxes from the lady driver called Tess Coe, or something similar, and took them inside to see what I would be reviewing. Judging by the contents, I would be reviewing party food. First out of the box were small sausages. They were v...
A University fraternity in California has offered women a chance to burn their bras at a 60's memorial party. Bra burning was a popular event in the 1960's as part of the feminist movement and was seen to be liberating from male domination. The L...
Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs have been grounded for a week by Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson after the pair danced on the bar of a Manchester club as they celebrated United's EIGHTEENTH successful championship campaign and started singing...
Brave and fearless Mancunian Boxer Ricky Ribs Hatton entertained fans to a pool side party after he was bashed around in the ring on Saturday night by Manny Pacquiao. Hatton went down after receiving a hard blow by Pacquiao in the second round le...
A game of Musical Chairs turned ugly yesterday evening when a dispute arose over the rules. The entertainment had been organised as part of a child's birthday to pass the time between cake and presents. However, the situation quickly grew out of c...
Just like the good ole boys, women are having some wild parties these days and are proving to be just as stupid. In Nagal, New Mexico, Barbara Finto decided to throw a party for six of her best friends with no guys around. She ordered lots of Chin...
Just got married and want a firework display? Need a few rockets let off at New Year? Look no further than Hamas, the Palestinians you know you can trust. For only the price of three shekels and a cup of dirty water, our team won't even come to your house and disturb your privacy - they'll light the fuses of the rockets ten miles away, then fire them in the vague direction of where you live.
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