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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

Lindsay Lohan Dating Sean Penn

LOS ANGELES - It is no secret that Hollywood "Bad Girl" Lindsay Lohan is starting to have a hard time financially. And it stems from her extra-curricular activities such as free-fall partying, midnight drinking binges, and noon day fiestas. Lin...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

Katy Perry has enlisted in the Paris Hilton Agencies growing roster of celebrity clients. Any time there is blatant exploitation of a celebutant you have to start thinking, is this a Paris Hilton media manipulation? Paris was behind the Lin...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus Photo Surfaces, Intended For Boyfriends Eyes Only, Paris Hilton Manipulation?

Miley Cyrus has obviously enlisted The Paris Hilton Agency, the agency that keeps Hollywood trailer trashers in the spotlight. As I've reported repeatedly, Paris Hilton has opened a agency that keeps attention whores in the spotlight, Kim Kardash...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Paris Hilton, The Mastermind Behind Stephan Feck's, "The Worst Dive In Olympic History".

Once again the world at large has been deviously deceived by none other than the Queen of sensation publicity, Paris Hilton. As I reported before Paris has opened a covert, underground publicity agency that only caters to specific, willing cliente...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

Charlie Sheen and Paris Hilton Are An Item

BEVERLY HILLS - Charlie Sheen, fresh from the success of his brand new comedy show Anger Management on the FX Network, and Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante heiress both were in attendance at the grand opening of the newest Mexican restaurant...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

Lindsay Lohan, The Birthday Girl Turns 26, Going On 6

LOS ANGELES - The Hollywood starlet whose world has suddenly turned into one great big roller coaster ride has just turned 26. Lindsay Lohan was driven to her favorite restaurant The Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Avocado Heights by her...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton releases her perfume Snatch Paris

Paris Hilton releases her perfume Snatch Paris

Paris Hilton has just released an unusual new fragrance, Snatch Paris, and she is starring in a new commercial for the scent. The commercial shows Paris Hilton in an elevator, spraying the perfume under her wrist. As the elevator moves up, her sim...

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Funny story: BootyFull Unveils Summer 2012 Collection

BootyFull Unveils Summer 2012 Collection

High street chain BootyFull unveiled its Summer Collection to rave reviews yesterday. A host of minor celebrities attended the launch party after complimentary champagne and canapés were on offer to the B-listers. The party, held at a top London Pre...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar" On The Verge of Being Cancelled

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's Reality Show "Khloe & Lamar" On The Verge of Being Cancelled

HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom has had his share of trouble on the basketball court and now it appears that those troubles could be carrying over into his reality show world. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld has stated that she recently spoke with an ins...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

LOS ANGELES - After being on probation for nearly five years, a Los Angeles County judge has lifted the much-troubled starlets probationary status. Judge Stephanie "The Gavel" Sautner advised the celebutante known as "LiLo" that she wants for her...

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Funny story: Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian to become a Novice in Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity

Kim Kardashian to become a Novice in Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity

CALCUTTA, INDIA (ABSNN) - In an unexpected and wholly surprising move to the life of a religious nun, Kim Kardashian and Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity announced jointly today that Ms. Kardashian will become a Novice in the Order as of April...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box. The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and wi...

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Funny story: A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears who became almost as famous for getting out of cars as she did for her singing and dancing is back in the news again. According to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune the 30-year-old singer was just phot...

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Funny story: Sluttymobile Makes Paris Hilton Look Like a Virgin

Sluttymobile Makes Paris Hilton Look Like a Virgin

(New York)Wall Street investors are very nervous after it has been revealed that Sluttymobile phone company is being investigated for fraud and insiders say the details make Paris Hilton look like a Virgin. It is understood that Sluttymobile has...

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