Written by Evil

Thursday, 28 June 2012

image for Paris Hilton releases her perfume Snatch Paris

Paris Hilton has just released an unusual new fragrance, Snatch Paris, and she is starring in a new commercial for the scent.

The commercial shows Paris Hilton in an elevator, spraying the perfume under her wrist. As the elevator moves up, her simple dress is transformed into a fab dress designed by Ralph Lauren.

According to its product description, Snatch Paris is a "mysterious and erotic evening fragrance for women who like to be in the spotlight, whose beauty lies precisely in their strength and confidence."

The scent is synthetically made and mimics the vaginal scent that was extracted from Paris Hilton herself. "The fragrance is strictly me," commented Hilton.

There's a pretty accurate combination of tangy and musky, although leaning towards spicy/sweaty. The product was made to smell more organic and real rather than chemical.

The company Vivaeros produced the perfume for Hilton and they estimate 12 million dollars in sales during the first month of its release in retail stores in the U.S. Thousands of women hope on attracting men with Hilton's scent. "The bottled scent of a beautiful woman" reads their promotion material.

Each bottle has a curvy shape, and has a sketch of Paris Hilton on glass with the words "Snatch Paris" on the other side. According to Hilton reps the item is available online, but for now, only UK retailers seem to have the product in stock.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton

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