Paris - (Formidable!): Parisians have voted overwhelmingly for dusky doe-eyed model Inès de la Fressange as the most psychic woman in France, relegating First Lady Carla Brunei-Sarkozy to position No#69. "Ha, if madame Sarkozy 'ad ever been presci...
New York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
BURBANK - Ashton Kutcher's television show The Beautiful Life: TBL is the fall season's first TV show to be cancelled. The Kutcher produced show about the sordidly malodorous side of the modeling world was pulled after only two episodes; yes two,...
New York, NY - Plans are underway to provide sustenance for models to combat the hectic demands of Fashion Week, slated for September 10 - 17. Designers will place inverted-style hummingbird feeders backstage of the runway shows, where models can gat...
Former supermodel Karen Mulder has been arrested in Paris after allegedly making threatening phone calls to her plastic surgeon when the doctor refused to reverse an earlier operation. Karen who was one of the first models ever to have an entire i...
Tyra Banks is once more going to try to give her New York auditions another shot after the first auditions turned into a mob scene a few weeks ago when a stampede started almost on the scale of last year's herd through WalMart for Christmas shopping.
MANHATTAN - Hundreds of young women waiting in line to audition for the reality show "America's Next Top Model" suddenly turned into an uncontrolled mob, a good looking mob, but a mob nonetheless. Twenty-three year old, Tiffany Laganetti who lives...
New York, New York - "We all do the super model face-off [like a staring contest] thing," said Trisha, an aspiring female model that was at the audition when the fisticuffs breakout between contestants. "When suddenly these two girls really got into...
Defeated New Zealand Premier "Miss Helen Clark" is to pursue a modelling career following Labour's defeat in the New Zealand General elections last Saturday. A spokesman for Ms Clark confirmed that it was her teeth that have been appearing as heal...
Members of the BNP have recently voted sultry "Olive" from the hit seventies sit-com "ON THE BUSES" the traditional British Beauty. "Hollywood blasted" Members of the party blasted the media and Hollywood for "brain-washing" UK women into foll...
"Britains Next Top Cripple" has emerged as a surprise ratings hit for the BBC after last nights revealing episode where eight beautiful, feisty, women hopped, tottered and wheeled their way down the catwalk competing for the coveted title a...
Damian D'Omen, a photgrapher and professinal train spotter from Bradford has discovered what is potentially the first ever real use for 'super'models.
In a move that has stirred the fashion trade into state of complete inactivity, France has decided that the publication of photographs of ultra-thin and semi-comatose models could lead to a jail sentence. It has also been noted that many models have...
Plus Size model, Jen Hunter, 25, has spoken out in an effort to deter impressionable young women from dieting to themselves to death. Jen, who at 7 stone 2 pounds (98 pounds) is classed as Plus Size in the modelling industry says that there is fa...
Following the lead of her more senior European Union neighbors, France and Spain, the Polish Parliament has passed legislation that will discourage anorectic models from sauntering down the nascent fashion industry's catwalks.
Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...
A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
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