Top model Inès beats Carla Bruni to 'most psychic in Paris' title

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 15 October 2009

image for Top model Inès beats Carla Bruni to 'most psychic in Paris' title
Should 'ave seen zees one coming a mile off...

Paris - (Formidable!): Parisians have voted overwhelmingly for dusky doe-eyed model Inès de la Fressange as the most psychic woman in France, relegating First Lady Carla Brunei-Sarkozy to position No#69.

"Ha, if madame Sarkozy 'ad ever been prescient she would 'ave seen zees coming a mile off," national broadsheet Le Go-Figaro commented today.

The poll awarded Terry Hatcher lookalike de la Fressange, 51, the accolade of 'ultimate psychic urban classiness' in recognition of her prediction that one day very soon Carla would be unmasked as an impostor daughter of disgraced ex-French PM Francois Mitterand.

Brunei-Sarkozy, 41, is believed to have been a target of President George W Bush's 2003 warrantless wiretap program.

Last year French security discovered her Copper-7 IUD had been buggered...er, bugged! - by person or persons unknown.

Prince Jefri Archer is an international fugitive from justice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot