In recent separate incidents across the planet, people have been attacked by ordinary packets of marshmallows they innocently bought in local supermarkets and took home to eat.
The plans of slugs to take over western civilization are closer than ever to being realised following a bumper season of good weather for the slimy beasts.
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
Evil mutant robot centipedes are taking over the country and it looks as if it's the end for mankind, or at least Britain.
WMD's? President Bush says "They got em, them alien critters. Real WMD's this time I tell ya!." Congress listened intently for 90 minutes as President Bush spilled the whole can of beans about Roswell, UFO cover-ups, alien...
Today my blood thirsty sons of the desert, I'm extremely excited to air this rare opportunity for you to feel part of our holy jihad. You may have sweet revenge for the invasion of our peaceful land and the humiliation of our loving president Hussai...
Produce Sparta 1 Sredjna Vas Albion 0 Gutsy defending by the visitors, atrocious weather and a brief alien pitch invasion certainly made this Western Bohinj Division Two derby game a tricky one for Sparta. Produce manager Rietz Allot, speaking...
Madrid- U.S. Defense Officials have begun planning tactical airstrikes over Madrid, followed by a full invasion of Spain, it was reported hours ago.
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