Written by Lorenzo Lee

Tuesday, 16 March 2004

Madrid- U.S. Defense Officials have begun planning tactical airstrikes over Madrid, followed by a full invasion of Spain, it was reported hours ago.

This, following the stunning electoral win of Socialist Jose Zapatero as Prime Minister ousting the incumbent Prime Minister Jose Aznar, was described by a senior Pentagon spokesman as another strike in the "name of global anti-terrorism."

President Bush was said to have signed the invasion orders early this morning over a breakfast of Burritos and Rice. According to a top aide, his only comment while signing the papers were, "Madrid, Baghdad...they rhyme..in a way...so I guess this is ok."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Spain, Invasion

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