London - Following two weeks of torture, celebrity chef sackings and viewer votes, a winner was finally announced on the latest series of Hell's Kitchen. Following a tense cook off involving such culinary delicacies as fried egg on toast, jam butties...
Craggy-faced filthy-mouthed Ramsay, 90 shamed a New York restaurant owner to death in his latest series of "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" The struggling Bolivian restaurant owner approached Ramsay's program as the business was $1.50 in debt. Ram...
A mmeals on wheels service is the centre of a storm tonight. A Scottish firm who claim that they provide tasty, fresh meals to the elderly have been caught out supplying Sainsbury's ready meals. Gordon Scottish, the well known headchef said "Fuck...
Jamie Oliver is said to be "well up fer it" after Downing Street announced that Gordon Brown is planning to take Barack Obama to his restaurant 15, when he comes to the UK for the G20 Summit. It is thought that security teams visited the restauran...
Reports have come into The Spoof suggesting that a significant number of Americans are eschewing first names in favour of occupations in an attempt to make themselves and others sound more professional. This movement apparently comes thanks to the ar...
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the television series Hell's Kitchen, was bitch slapped by the husband of one of his contestants Tuesday evening. Ramsay had screamed at the woman because the grill marks on her grilled chicken were not in a per...
Two of the leading celebrity chefs in Britain were involved in a furious and potentially violent battle. Police belive that sabotage may have been involved. Rivalry between Harry Bummital. the retro chef with the glasses, and Gordon Scottish, the wel...
Gordon Ramsey, celebrity chef, serial philanderer, foul mouthed hooligan and Scotsman has been revealed as a secret Celtic supporter. His previous claims to have been a footballer with Glasgow Rangers are now exposed as nothing more than lies. Pre...
In a press release Friday, Starbucks announced that it will begin selling instant coffee for one dollar per cup in an effort to become viable in these trying economic times. In a related story, chef Gordon Ramsey, of the FOX network's "Hell's Ki...
In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul mouthed British cook on sight.
Celebrity shagaholic and bit of a cook, Gordon Ramsey is in the news again today for trying to shag around with HM Inland Revenue. Modest and soft spoken "Ramrod" so dubbed for his alleged romantic attributes, is facing court action after his fath...
Gordon Ramsay has pre-empted a European Union decision requiring customers to produce medical certificates to eat in a restaurant. Due to the increasing use of the blame and reward culture imported from the USA, where millions of dollars have been pa...
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is set to cash in on his sexual escapades with the release of the Gordon Ramsay "Big Boy" Calender featuring twelve erotic shots of the culinary king doing inappropriate things with food. "It'll be out before the new y...
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay has denied allegations he had an affair. During an appearance on the BBC's "Frigging Good F Show" on Thursday, the celebrity chef sandwiched his denial in a reference to his mistress Sarah Symonds, who was in the audi...
Gordon Ramsay was keeping a low profile today after he was caught cheating. Gordon was in his famous restaurant 'Pétrus' where he was in the process of cooking Roasted Loire Valley foie gras with braised carrots and almond foam with onio...
London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): First she shagged former former Conservative Party chairman Jeffrey Archer, then his thieving Brunei mobster counterpart Prince Jefri. And now blonde bombshell Sarah Symonds is threatening to screw over...
An obviously emotional Gordon Ramsey spoke candidly to press today about his alleged affair with ex-jeffrey crim-archer's mistress Sarah Symonds. "It's not what you think, Sarah, my wife Tana, and I have a close relationship, we thought it best th...
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