Two of the leading celebrity chefs in Britain were involved in a furious and potentially violent battle. Police belive that sabotage may have been involved. Rivalry between Harry Bummital. the retro chef with the glasses, and Gordon Scottish, the well known pretend footballer, got out of hand.
Police suspect that Scottish-known as the fat fuck-may have entered Bummital's restaurant-called the fat fuck-and poisoned the kitchen. The fat fuck was in the fat fuck for about twenty minutes. Whilst in the fat fuck, the fat fuck tried to spread bubonic plague.
In the end it was not necessary. The fat fuck is rife with plague-that's the restaurant not the chef. Although now you come to mention it.....
There has not been a cookery war like this since Delia sliced and diced Rusty Lee. Police fear that this may turn really nasty. The advice is to keep clear of any Scottish swearing chefs and any fat, four eyed chefs.
