FIFA President, Sepp Blatter has apparently been told that his invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been permanently lost in the post. As has been stated already in the headline. Some committed Royal observers have...
Footballers all over the world have been rocked by the news that FIFA have banned buffon hairstyles for all international fixtures. Gerd Giddeen, FIFA Director of Fashion and Grooming, confirmed the ban today at a news conference in Zurich. Gi...
Sportsea's popular soccer series, FIFA-11, is to be recalled despite having sold over three hundred million copies. Sportsea have said that there is a serious flaw with the game, and initially refused to come out and say that it is to remove Andy...
FIFA President, Sepp Blatter, is the latest in a long line of prominent sports figures to show their support and solidarity for Andy Gray, the disgraced sexist Sky Sports pundit. "The whole point of televised football," said Blatter, "is that it a...
David and Victoria Beckham, announcing the expectation of their fourth child, have pre-empted the media and revealed exclusively to all newspapers as well as Hello, OK and, by a special request from David Beckham, Exchange and Mart Magazine, the name...
Argentina and Barcelona forward Lionel Messi has won the inaugural FIFA Ballon d'Or award at a ceremony in Zurich. Messi, 23, won the prize - a beautiful hardwood door designed by French interior designer Luc Ballon - ahead of his Barca team-mates...
In a dramatic turnaround over who hosts which tournament, Sepp Blatter, FIFA dictator spoke with Lord Coe, Baron of the Olympics, this weekend to discuss re-scheduling the Olympics and upcoming 2022 World Cup. Blatter said Qatar is too hot in Summ...
Great news just in from FIFA - following the incomprehensible decision by FIFA to stage the 2022 World Cup Finals in a country which frequently experiences 50 degree heat in summer, FIFA mastermind (and distinctly not corrupt in any way) Sepp Blatter...
FIFA$ $tar Trek HQ, Qatar: When ruling footballing body FIFA, gave the tournament to the Arab state Qatar, despite its lack of stadia, infrastructure and footballing pedigree, $tar Trek Blatter was taking football it to new frontiers! During the...
In an amazing turn of events, Russia, who will be the hosts of the World Cup in 2018, will be the overall winners. It has yet to be decided who the losing finalists will be. FIFA have announced that the competition is not a fix, and that Russia wi...
Port Stanley, Falkland Islands - With Qatar winning the 2022 bid, a nation state that has never qualified for the footballing world cup finals in FIFAs 80 history, it means that the Falkland Islands has a chance to win. With FIFA hell bent on tak...
Cyberspace - (Sore Ass Mess): Knees, elbows and other joints feature prominently in the soft-focus, hard core shots. Today's online publication saw the Palace mount a furious rearguard action defending William's bigamous offer. The princelet re...
Alastair Campbell has sensationally accused FIFA of inserting the 45-minute claim into what later became known as the 'dodgy dossier' that went on to form the British governments case for war with Iraq in 2003. The document, 'Iraq: Its Infrastruct...
After FIFA awarded Russia and Qatar with the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, it has been exclusively revealed that energy bills have dropped dramatically at the football federation's HQ. Compared to last year's massive bill, this year's has only come i...
After 12 years as the boss of FIFA (the F**king Football Association), Supp Blather has announced his resignation from the job, bringing to an end a stellar career which had such humble beginnings. After graduating from university, Blather worked...
In a sensational move, which is sure to have seismic and seminal repercussions throughout the worlds of soccer and popular song, it has been announced from Bungenspiel Castle, the Bavarian Headquarters of the Eurovision Reichskommissariat, that the c...
There was shock yesterday as Forbes announced that Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president, had topped the Forbes Rich List, rising from 51st to 1st overnight. Sepp Blatter, speaking from his 6-star hotel in Russia yesterday, said that he was ecstatic ab...
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