Great news just in from FIFA - following the incomprehensible decision by FIFA to stage the 2022 World Cup Finals in a country which frequently experiences 50 degree heat in summer, FIFA mastermind (and distinctly not corrupt in any way) Sepp Blatter has proposed that the tournament be held in winter.
Looking - according to observers - increasingly twattish by the day, in a seemingly effortless drive to make himself and his organisation look like the proper bunch of cunts that they are, Blatter edged another step closer to alienating football associations all around the world, as he continued to single mindedly pursue his own idiotic, self-serving agenda.
Notice here that Skoob Sports News never mentioned the word, "corrupt." We did however use the word, "cunts" which we're quite happy to stand by, because in our opinion, Blatter is a cunt.
Exactly how stupid does this unwizened old crone think that football fans are? Russia? 2018? We didn't see Abramovich cavorting in the background, honest.
And most football fans regard Qatar as an excellent choice - but Skoob Sports News has never mentioned on any occasion that Blatter and his FIFA cohorts are as corrupt as a Nigerian internet opportunist.
We would never suggest such a thing.
What we would suggest is that the silly old bastard should retire and leave the decision making to somebody with at least four brain cells.
Russia - a mafia run oligarchy?
Qatar - Rolling in disposable oil income?
And this isn't sour grapes. A World Cup final at the Nou Camp or the Bernabeu - in Europe, the home of football, would have been fine by us. But maybe the bungs didn't work.
Expect a secession from FIFA by the world's football powerhouses - England, Spain, Germany, Italy - and a more realistic alternative World Cup within the next few years.
Maybe Sepp Blatter should have thought harder about goal line technology before the stupid fucker scored such a spectacular own goal.
What next?
Compulsory vuvuzelas?
More as we get it.
The views expressed in this article are solely the responsibility of Skoob Sports News, and should in no way be construed as indicative of the views of whichever website they may appear on. Oh, and Sepp Blatter is still - in SSN's opinion - a walking vagina which stinks of stale halibut, with a big scabby penis for a head.
