"We did not give her permission to write in English", spokesperson Sir Humphries Paddington Bear IV, punctuates.
Yesterday, the UK Government officially welcomed the word 'Celebutante' into the English language by presenting it with the prestigious Wow-a-new-Word award.
Can I just say, Daniel Radcliffe is English and therefore belongs to us! All you American girls that fancy him, get to the back of the line because us English girls have been at the front ever since his cupboard-under-the-stairs days.
In a controversial move, the Mexican government has begun hanging "English-Only" signs throughout the country. This measure has angered Mexicans.
March 4, New York-Employees of the Metropolitan Transit Authority were amused to learn "the train will be moving shortly, please be patient," sounds remarkable similar to the Japanese equivalent to "run you maggot motherf*&^%$s run,&qu...
From my many travels and several posts abroad, the general consensus throughout the World is that the English are just about the most unpopular race and the last people you would ever wish to meet.
I was recently delighted to be invited to the annual English Language Society Award Ceremony to accept their prestigious Prize for Promotion of the English Language.
In a shock military move yesterday, Britain's elite special forces, The Special Air Services Forces, annexed the southern state of Florida in the United States.
The new chief of the tribe, Tongue-Without-Shame, spoke first, using the broken English his for-fathers used in the televised western serials of long ago.
Pam Ayres, poet Laurette of a fading English ideal has released her most controversial new poem to date. It does not always rhyme, but we have had to clean it up, and the fourth, fifth and sixth stanza's really were not suitable for a family publication like this, so here is the version we are able to print.
A newly-qualified lawyer found work in the Fines Enforcement office of a Magistrates' Court.
12 June 2007 The English Golf Union The National Golf Centre Woodhall Spa Lincolnshire LN10 6PU England
Gloucestershire, England - England has once again out done herself. Show casing to the world her greatest contribution to it since afternoon teatime, Thomas's English Muffins and Shakespeare: The rolling of a 7-pound wheel of cheese down a very seep hillside, nearly a vertical incline, and pursuing it with a careless regard for life or limb, tumbling head over heels, arms and legs flailing hel...
he minute I heard that Iraqi Militia had targeted Prince Hal in Iraq I decided that I would travel to that British colony and serve as a human shield for our boy royal! As a candidate for my newly invented position of PrezMinister most of my focus has been on reuniting the English colonizers with the American colonists. Now I realize that my focus was much to narrow. Why should I not seek the reun...
In what some would say is a desperate attempt to boost plummeting poll figures and approval ratings across the board, a frankly shell shocked spokesman representing a new grouping of Brownite Labour MP's has announced that The Chancellor and Prim...
The New York High Times - Slapstream - "ONLY connect," the English novelist E. M. Forester admonished mankind. From the many Twits on Tweeter, the loudest voice speaks best for their image.
Sacramento, CA - It was another disappointing night for David Timbler, 24, a boring American man trying to find a girl. Despite Timbler's great one-liners and precise dance moves, he was upstaged by a guy with a British accent.
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