I, ET McCrone Will Be Prince Hal's Human Shield

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 28 April 2007

he minute I heard that Iraqi Militia had targeted Prince Hal in Iraq I decided that I would travel to that British colony and serve as a human shield for our boy royal! As a candidate for my newly invented position of PrezMinister most of my focus has been on reuniting the English colonizers with the American colonists. Now I realize that my focus was much to narrow. Why should I not seek the reunification of the British empire so that once again we may say that the sun never sets on the PrezMinistership of I, ET McCrone.

So off to Iraq I go with a plan to place my rather substantial self between Prince Hal and any harm planned by the many malevolent groups in Iraq. We will find ourselves a nice pub and gather around us a brace of drinking buddies as brave as a pride of jackals. Hal will be so grateful for my protection that when he rises to the heights of his royal destiny, I, ET MCCrone, liftevator operator in two lands will be goooinnggg uuuuppp right with him!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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