Beverley Hills, CA - In response to a flurry of high profile celebrity endorsements, the hottest new celebrity diet seems to be rapidly spreading around the country as more and more Americans search for a weight loss plan that doesn't include exercis...
Stepehen Fry recently admitted to taking cocain in order to calm him down and do difficult crosswords. A detailed interview will be coming out later this year. This news came as no surprise to a number of Spoof Writers who took this opportunity to admit to some of their 'addictions'. Addictions -or rather strange rituals which they purport, actually DO help them with their 'art' - writing art...
Bogota - (High Times): A Chinese-Colombian joint venture will link the Atlantic and Pacific coasts in South America, bypassing the tedium of the Panama Canal's heavily patrolled waters. These are in the iron grip of the US Navy and DEA and account...
Oxygen is more harmful than crack cocaine when used from an early age, according to a study in the Glancet. The report was authored by Professor Arthur Tuttykins, a former drugs adviser to the government who was sacked in 2007 for reporting findin...
A Southwest Florida man was arrested in the wee hours of Sunday morning in what police say has to be one of the most literal cases of crack cocaine possession to go down in Florida law enforcement history. Donald "Dookey" Hutchins was caught spee...
Paris Hilton may be the stupidest person on Earth. But it is her vanity, in addition to her flaming, Megan-Fox-level stupidity that'll allow the Nevada District Attorney to convict her of Cocaine possession. You may recall that Hilton was arrested...
In anticipation for an upcoming conviction on possession of Cocaine, Paris Hilton has reportedly asked Lindsay Lohan for tips on how to properly prepare herself for time in the slammer. Though details of the actual conversation were sketchy, Ainsl...
(Washington, DC) Republican Senators John McCain and Tom Coburn Released a report today titled "Summertime Blues." The report lists 100 projects funded under the $862 billion stimulus bill. Senator McCain (R-AZ), who lost the presidential race to...
In a Blog post that has infuriated Christians around the world, Andrew Breitbart claims he has proof that Mother Teresa was a Crack Ho. Breitbart, who is in seclusion at the RNC headquarters, says he has video and recordings that prove that Mother Te...
It emerged today that Prince William, has secretly spent the last week in a crack den to better understand the effects of the notorious drug, crack-cocaine. Stumbling out of a squat in Brixton, South West London, the second in line to the throne look...
Guatemala - (Red Oktober): An Amazonbotch campaign to embezzle $27 billion from oil supermajor Chevron has bombed. The organization's principal source of revenue has suffered a serious blow with today's busting of a $200 million cocaine-carrying C...
Helga Schmidt, a 1.5 tonne dead woman from Austria has helped solve the mystery of a missing Innsbruck man when a recent examination of her 5 year old corpse showed that she didn't die alone. The amazing X-ray images show the body of a man who had...
Frozen food giant, Iceland today fired Kerry Katona, former Atomic Kitten from her lucrative advertising contract after she was filmed breathing through a rolled up £20 note which was lodged in her nose. It is unclear where Katona obtained the £20...
Singer, TV presenter, show host, author, journalist, adverturer, explorer, professor, MENSA Queen, writer, socialite and bon-viveur Kerry Katona, who was discovered behaving badly, but sadly not with either Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey or Lesley Ash...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - During its average life of 20 months in circulation, U.S. currency gets shuffled, touched, traded, pilfered, squandered, stolen, and farted on, often many thousands of times. It passes through convenience stores, banks, bars, brot...
TAMPA, Fla. -- Things don't always go better with coke. A Florida coroner says that Infomercial King Billy Mays died of heart disease, and a holy host of other drugs including cocaine according to the autopsy report released Friday by the Hillsbourog...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her own protection. She claims the body found by paramed...
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