$200m cocaine sub bust scuppers Amazonbotch Ecuadorian campaign

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Friday, 23 October 2009

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Cocaine seen spuming from the the sub today

Guatemala - (Red Oktober): An Amazonbotch campaign to embezzle $27 billion from oil supermajor Chevron has bombed.

The organization's principal source of revenue has suffered a serious blow with today's busting of a $200 million cocaine-carrying Colombian submarine.

The pressure group's 10 year campaign to fabricate pollution testimony against the San Ramon-based oil giant now lies in tatters.

Last month Ecuador's presiding Judge Nunez stepped down from adjudicating in the trumped up charges case against Chevron after being caught on video accepting bribes.

A US Drug Enforcement Agency source said today the seizure of the submersible would seriously dent Opus Dei operations.

These consist mainly in attempting to subborn witnesses in hydrocarbons litigation with a view to the continued financing of global terror.

Ecuador's President rafael Correa is George W Bush's firstborn bastard.

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