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Funny story: Rowling to ghostwrite Cherie hagiography

Rowling to ghostwrite Cherie hagiography

London - (Ass mess & ReUterus): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has been recruited to ghostwrite Cherie Blair's hagiography under the working title Having Your Cake and Easting It!...

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Funny story: Beached Cherie in Race Against Time

Beached Cherie in Race Against Time

Marine experts are battling against the clock to re-float Cherie Blair after she was washed up on mudflats near Weston-Super-Mare in Somerset.

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Funny story: Cherie Blair "furious" after Diana memorial service

Cherie Blair "furious" after Diana memorial service

Cherie Blair, the wife of former American Vice-President Tony Blair, was said to be furious after the memorial service to mark the 10th anniversary of the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Funny story: Blair To Be Contestant On New Celebrity Big Brother Show

Blair To Be Contestant On New Celebrity Big Brother Show

In an amazing turn of events The Spoof can reveal that former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, will be a contestant in the next celebrity big brother show.

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Funny story: Cherie Blair opens new branch of Aldi in Papua New Guinea

Cherie Blair opens new branch of Aldi in Papua New Guinea

Cherie Blair, wife of former American Vice-President Tony Blair, has cut the ribbon at the opening of a new Aldi in Port Moresby, capital of Papua New Guinea. Mrs Blair was presented with a cheque for £100,000 by local children. The cheque was for he...

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Funny story: Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Competition Stiffens Ahead of Fashion Weep

Basic black is set to stage a massive comeback at the society celebration marking the death of Diana, Princess of Wales.

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Funny story: Cherie apoplectic as her conman financial advisor Foster faces fraud trial

Cherie apoplectic as her conman financial advisor Foster faces fraud trial

Brisbane, Australia - (Ass Mess): It's her worst nightmare ever. And now Cherie Blair is reported to be shitting herself as officials order her to lie low in the Carribean while her former financial advisor, Peter Foster, stands trial on fraud c...

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Funny story: Cherie Blair makes heavy dosh on anti-smoking case

Cherie Blair makes heavy dosh on anti-smoking case

Wife of former Prime Minister and Celebrity Ugly Sister, Cherie Booth QC has reportedly agreed to represent a fat cat restaurateur who is challenging the Government's ban on smoking in public places. Dave West, who owns the Abrac...

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Funny story: "I am just soooo still a Socialist" claims Cherie B

"I am just soooo still a Socialist" claims Cherie B

Stalinist Scouse Actor Tony Booth has upset his social climbing daughter by stating that, "She is no longer a Socialist as far as I can see. How anyone can stay so silent while her husband spreads British Imperialism throughout the world is beyo...

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Funny story: Cherie is a daft fat slag says Fiona Millar

Cherie is a daft fat slag says Fiona Millar

London - (Ass Mess): Former 10 Downing Street advisor Fiona Millar has said she nearly pissed herself laughing the other night as she watched the BBC's documentary about Cherie Blair.

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Funny story: Cherie: "Proof that I am not bonkers"

Cherie: "Proof that I am not bonkers"

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair has wept openly on a TV documentary to be broadcast in the UK on July 4th and stated categorically "I am not bonkers."...

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Funny story: "Proof that I am not bonkers!" says Cherie

"Proof that I am not bonkers!" says Cherie

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster's wife Cherie Blair has wept openly on a TV documentary to be broadcast in the UK on July 4th and stated categorically "I am not bonkers." In the 60 minute vanity piece Cherie told presenter Fiona Bruce: "...

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Funny story: Blair caves in to EU

Blair caves in to EU

Soon-to-be ex-Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has signed away the rights to his wife Cherie at the recent EU summit in Brussels.

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Funny story: Cherie Blair hired by lapdancing club

Cherie Blair hired by lapdancing club

London - (Ass Mess): Cherie Blair has been hired by the Spearmint Rhino lapdancing club according to reports claiming she has shed 50lbs off her ass and had a face transplant.

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Funny story: Cherie's fury at spin doctor's Baby Leo paternity claims

Cherie's fury at spin doctor's Baby Leo paternity claims

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): Cherie Blair has lashed out out former No 10 spin chief Alistair Campbell's diary revelations that say she has had countless affairs with most of the cash-for-honors peers ennobled by her husband including Merlin Bi...

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Funny story: Cherie to get own chat show as Tony prepares to run World Bank

Cherie to get own chat show as Tony prepares to run World Bank

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Cherie Blair is to set to get her very own Faux News celebrity chat show later this year as husband Tony lines up to take over Paul Wolfowitz's top job at the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement.

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Funny story: Cherie gong for screwing sperm donor Christopher Evans to father baby Leo

Cherie gong for screwing sperm donor Christopher Evans to father baby Leo

London - (Ass Mess): London political salons are abuzz this weekend with talk of the hottest imminent poker bluff ever played during the Bush Administration's six year reign of terror.

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