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Funny story: Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...

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Funny story: Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City Already Faring Well In Premiership

Hull City, the side newly-promoted to the Premier League after a thrilling win against West Country oiks Bristol City, are faring well in their first season in the top flight, and are currently in 8th position.

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Funny story: Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Dear Ronaldo, I am a great admirer of your football prowess (I forgive you for the missed penalty kicks in the finals against Chelsea (...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Louisville KY: When I saw the former (and possible future) first daughter being ushered into the Denny's where I was enjoying my Grand Slam Breakfast I never dreamed that she would end up sitting at the table next to my booth.

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Funny story: An Article from Tara Palmer Dumbkinson, so Sadly Missed at the Sunday Times

An Article from Tara Palmer Dumbkinson, so Sadly Missed at the Sunday Times

I raised myself from my Gucci bed and looked out of my tinted windows (from Dolland and Aitcheson) at my beautiful Mazda car (from Acme Cars on King's Road in Chelsea) this morning. I was going to take a shower by walking in my Jimmi Choo slippers into the bathroom, but thought I'd wait for my new bestest friend, Lewis Hamilton to give me a lift.

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Funny story: More Russians To Die In London Soon

More Russians To Die In London Soon

A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.

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Funny story: Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

Manchester United Player Jonny Evans Framed By Chelsea Slagg

The Manchester United footballer at the centre of the controversial and exciting 'rape storm' allegation story, Jonathan 'Jonny' Evans, was framed by a Chelsea slag, sources at the cl...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: "You will learn to love me" Grant tells Chelsea fans.

"You will learn to love me" Grant tells Chelsea fans.

Avram Grant, seen here wearing a hat, last night pledged to bring a smile back to Stamford Bridge as he promised the moody Blues fans: " You will learn to love me ".

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Funny story: Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Chelsea To Concentrate On 'Staying In The Premiership'

Avram Grant, the new Chelsea 'manager', has said in an interview that the priority at Stamford Bridge for the rest of this season, is to stay in the Premier League and avoid relegation.

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Funny story: Pavarotti The Target Of A 1955 Manchester United Transfer Bid - Claim

Pavarotti The Target Of A 1955 Manchester United Transfer Bid - Claim

Luciano Pavarotti, the Italian tenor who died this morning aged 71, was the subject of a secret Manchester United transfer bid as far back as 1955, it has been claimed.

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Funny story: Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

French club Arsenal have confirmed that its squad has been decimated by a rather nasty outbreak of diarrhoea after signing Lassana Diarra from Chelsea.

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United Sign Horse To Replace Heinze

Manchester United, the Premier League Chumpions after failing to record a single victory in any of their first three games this season, have made a surprising swoop into the transfer market to replace Gabriel...

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Funny story: Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea To Be Crowned Champions On Sunday

Chelsea, last season's Premier League runners-up, will be crowned champions on Sunday if they beat Liverpool at Anfield, and Manchester United fail to beat their arch rivals, cit...

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Funny story: Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Manchester United/Chelsea Premier League Title Race Could Be Over This Weekend, Say Experts

Another exciting season of Premier League football action gets under way later today, with the rough-and-tumble, end-to-end, last-minute-winning-goal, bruising-and-faking encounters that fans have come to know and loathe

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Funny story: Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Mourinho Happy To Offload Robben After Community Shield Penalty Debacle

Chelsea manager Jose Moaninho has finally given the green light to the transfer of Dutch whinger Arjen Robbing to Real Madrid or whoever else will have him, after yesterday's Community Shield deb...

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