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Thursday, 22 May 2008

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image for Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo's infamous offensive move

Dear Ronaldo,

I am a great admirer of your football prowess (I forgive you for the missed penalty kicks in the finals against Chelsea (What the fuck, lucky Manchester won without you, lame ass!)As you can see I suffer from Tourettes syndrome (Dumb Ass!)

My question is: Can a Tourettes sufferer like myself who also( Piece of Shit!) happens to be a transgendered prostitute stand a chance with(Blow me!) a great soccer starlet like yourself?

Signed Transgendered(queer bait!) Tourettes Syndromnaire

Dear T (QB) TS),

A chance!? With your dirty mouth and nasty, nasty bits, Ronaldo is yours. I would love to shoot on your goal and Chelsea or not this "boy" is going to score, si o no!? Your Starlet forever, Cristiano

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