The UK Tourism Board is to officially close down in July of this year, after many years of attempting to persuade the general public that the future of 'holidaying' was in the UK with little or no success.
Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.
Gaz Swanton from Salford, Manchester is OFFICIALLY Britain's laziest individual.
Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.
It's a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for 'The Secret Millionaire' with 'The Secret Chav', a disconcertingly similar show tha...
A study carried out by Liverpool John Moore's university has found almost all of 15-to-16-year-olds in North West England are involved in underage binge drinking and violence.
Current rugby union England coach, Brian Ashton, is to be used as a new treatment for children who show aggressive and hyperactive behaviour.
The Royal Air Force (RAF) has announced radical new changes to its uniform as a direct result of the abuse thrown at its serving personnel by several oikish residents of Peterborough.
A group has set up a disaster fund following the major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter Scale which hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning at 12:56 a.m. Its epicentre was Ashington, Northumberland.
Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...
Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.
According to police sources, Britain's streets are now no-go areas as gangs of elderly thugs are gathering around off-licences and Bingo Halls making general nuisances of themselves. Already this week 3
Shock waves reverberated through Britain's corridors of power when it was disclosed that a gang of sober teenagers had been found on a notorious London council estate, committing absolutely no crime whatsoever.
The list of scout badges has recently been extended to 69, with the addition of a variety of more modern activity badges. Scouts can now earn badges for such diverse activities as quad bike racing, fruit salad making, and pensioner-baiting. The list...
In a blatant attempt at winning votes and popularity Tory leader David Cameron joined a dogging session this lunchtime with the unemployed youth of Milton Keynes.
Nursing staff at a leading London maternity hospital have been criticised for refusing to allow a young woman in the throes of giving birth, to continue a mobile phone call. The woman, Shaz Shizzle, 16, was asked to terminate the call, thought to...
Leftie pinko district judge Mr. Giles Elpinko criticised police and the Crown Prosecution Service for prosecuting a 12-year old boy for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his 71-year old neighbour.
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