12-year old who threw Molotov cocktail "shouldn't be prosecuted"

Funny story written by Noshing Mink

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

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Due to legal reasons, we can't show the whole of the scumbag's face

Leftie pinko district judge Mr. Giles Elpinko criticised police and the Crown Prosecution Service for prosecuting a 12-year old boy for throwing a Molotov cocktail at his 71-year old neighbour.

District Judge Elpinko, who gets paid £98,000 a year for siding with criminals rather than their victims, said:

"The Molotov cocktail missed, nobody was hurt, and though a house was demolished in the incident, I don't feel that 12-year old "Gripper" Stebson should be put through the courts.

District Judge Elpinko proceeded to adjourn the case for psychiatric reports on the prosecutor and for Gripper to come round to his house for tea and cakes.

The boy's lawyer, paid for by you and me through legal aid, agreed. "Gripper has never faced a court before. He was shitting bricks about coming here and we're only glad to have drawn a leftie pinko district judge."

However, prosecutor Mr. Jones said "The only reason Gripper hasn't faced a court before is that he failed to turn up on each of the seven previous occasions. He is a menace and needs to be punished."

Gripper told our reporter "I'll fucking kill you, you ******".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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