The UK's favourite home for psychological wannabees and weirdos has opened it's doors for the 11th and last time. Yes, Big Brother is back for a summer of fun and frolics. Who will be the first housemate, I wonder, to mention the England v USA gam...
The world is in shock this week when Big Brother, whom is only 9 years old, was found in the bathroom after another attempt to commit suicide, with its ratings in the toilet and its dignity going straight down the drain; it wasn't a pretty sight to s...
Here we are as the final Big Brother is about to get underway. Ten years (is it only ten?) have passed since the UK's contribution to world cultural development crawled out from under a broadcasting stone. Here Phoenix Joe presents the highligh...
There was drama in Essex this morning when a visitor to the tomb of the late, great former reality TV star Jade Goody found that the her grave was open and her body no longer inside her coffin. Twelve fans of Jade, who have become known as her dis...
The show that inflicted the likes of Jade Goody and, erm, the ghost of Jade Goody on the British public has turned to the circus to get its contestants for the last ever series. A bearded lady, the incredible three breasted half man, half rat, jug...
Mr X has met up with an American scientist who had interesting things to say about the Google Earth System. The scientist who wishes to remain anonymous explained that he has worked with the CIA and the FBI. Our scientist explained that the Google Earth system was actually sold to Google by the American Government. The system was previously used by the CIA and the FBI and was useful in zooming...
An emergency meeting was held last night to discuss what to do after several of the housemates on this year's Big Brother show complained that they had been 'bothered' by what two of them sensationally described as 'the ghost of Jade Goody'. Goody...
Germany once again leads the world by launching the raunchiest, hottest, horniest, porniest "Big Brother" ever. The introduction of tattooed beauty "Porn Star" Cora, better known as Carolin Berger, is sending ratings "astronomical"! Pictured la...
It was announced this week that Lady Sovereign will be appearing in this years Big Brother. It's nice to see that channel 4 are branching out with their ideas and have gone for Celebrity Tramp Big Brother this year rather than the more traditional...
Strong speculation that Conservative party leader David Cameron is a late contestant in this years Celebrity Big Brother was today all but confirmed due to the Tory Leader Tweeting mysteriously that he was "off for a reality check" and he may be "bum...
January, 2010. Winston Smith shivered in his tiny house in Victory Ginpalace Mansions as he woke up, trying not to pay attention to the telescreen in the corner of the room. How he hated that machine! Always watching him whatever he did, and showing propaganda films about Big Brother's heroic leadership in the war against Eurasia. And how he wished he could get more coal, but the ration had...
In a move to strengthen his regime, hold on to his power, and keep his pretty clothes, Hamid Karzai has called upon the United States to send an additional 200,000 troops to Afghanistan. He has reportedly sent word to President Obama that if the US w...
'Big Brother is essentially repetitive, voyeuristic nonsense. The public is fed up with nobodies lounging around and moaning every time they have to dress up as a shrimp or a matador to do a task. Next year, if I'm successful, Britain will finally se...
Channel 4's flagship programme 'Big Brother' will cruise into the sunset after it airs for the final time next summer. Only one more dismal, fame-seeking cretin will now be able to join the illustrious list of talentless, publicity-desperate super...
Big Brother has been axed, and that's official. The once popular Channel 4 TV programme has been axed as a result of plummeting ratings figures. The move is not surprising, considering that where we once had such luminaries as Jade Goody, Michael...
Channel 4 bosses have admitted that the current series of Big Brother will be the last ever, despite making the same claim at this point last year. The beleaguered show has lost its prime-time slot to a show about how to choose carpet and a comedy...
Big Brother chief's are celebrating behind battened hatches tonight after a video clip of one of the housemates eating a huge cream cake with her hands behind her back has become an internet hit amid allegations of "Salacious editing." Hira, a Dub...
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