German "Big Brother" is Hornier, Pornier and makes the UK/ US versions look like Bible classes!

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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

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German "Big Brother" makes these two look like soggy Lesbian Nuns! WELL?

Germany once again leads the world by launching the raunchiest, hottest, horniest, porniest "Big Brother" ever.

The introduction of tattooed beauty "Porn Star" Cora, better known as Carolin Berger, is sending ratings "astronomical"!

Pictured lathering her fellow female "Big Brother" buxom beauties down in the shower and giving a "Helping Hand" soaping down Boobs sent Germans running off to the toilets, and that was only the female viewers!

As for the men, well a Mercedes never pops a gasket, but Kraut men were popping theirs all over Germany and sales of condoms is at an all time peak!

Cora is to be joined by male Porno star "Mike The Machine" and "Big Brother" when they get it on Germany will probably grind to a massive stau (very sticky traffic jam!).

So Brits, Yanks and others who have Big Brother too, you have been challenged by the "Old Enemy" to make it steamy, get it horny and porny otherwise you'll all be sent back too bible classes!

These Germans certainly know how to act stiff!

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