HAWAII - One of the sexiest women to ever dip her dainty little toes in the waters off of Hawaii is the stunningly sexy Ohio girl, Brooklyn Decker. The 23-year-old beauty graced this years cover of Sports Illustrated, along with the covers of othe...
ON THE GULF OF MEXICO - The Obama administration has released emergency plans this weekend to use the copious tar balls that are just now washing ashore, from the leak of the recent sinking of the gulf oil platform, as a paving medium. In a move...
An old photograph a family member recently discovered of their day at the beach twenty years ago, shows a 13-year-old bikini-clad Cheryl Cole standing in front of a giant cockroach. The photograph had been stuck behind another one from the set and no...
Watching this popular show never ceases to amaze me. The other night a woman contestant was asked what she would do with the money if she won the big prize of 1/2 million dollars. Some contestants say they will help their parents or their fellow man etc. etc. This particular contestant said if she won she would use the money to buy a monkey. The host was overwhelmed to think she would nee...
In a rare pact of solidarity, nude beaches in California, Florida, Brazil, Mexico, France, and Italy have joined together to outlaw dingleberrys. They have also called on all other nude beaches to join in the ban. Dawson Hunter, lifeguard at Brow...
CANCUN, Mexico - The Mayor of the Mexican resort city of Cancun, Cipriano Masa-Trigo has ordered that the beaches of Cancun be shut down. Masa-Trigo said that overnight sand thieves managed to steal about 300 dump truck loads of refined white beac...
Unpredictable Dodgers left fielder Manny Ramirez surprised even seasoned "Manny watchers" across the league during the fifth inning of a game against the Cincinnati Reds last night when he dragged a blue vinyl beach chair with him out to left field a...
Councillors in Blackpool have banned fat kids from riding the donkeys on Blackpool Beach. Any fat children weighing 22 stone or more will not be allowed on the donkeys for health and safety reasons. This follows an incident last week when a child...
Muir Beach, CA. - A notorious and long tolerated nude beach has come under fire from neighbors who are objecting to lewd conduct being engaged in by naked bathers. Lifelong visitors to the clothing-free swim area are having a hard time understandin...
Mystery surrounds a giant lego man found washed up on Brighton beach who has been undergoing psychiatric testing in order to find out where he came from. It appears that this case is remarkably similar to that of a man found wandering in Kent in...
The sun's rays began to beat down on Miami's South Beach around twelve noon today, awaking Chad Breeford from his still-drunken stupor gained from a Friday night of club hopping and tikki-bar desecrating. As family beach-goers jockeyed for th...
Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...
A Buckingham Palace memo finalising the arrangements of the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip's forthcoming holiday plans have been leaked, it was announced last night. Plans are afoot for the royal pair to spend one week of their summer holiday at an...
Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.
After months of speculation, Scarborough Borough Council confirmed this morning that Scarborough is to lose its beach.
Don't we all love the concept of justice? Isn't the idea of truth, fairness and equality something we all hold dear? Doesn't it seem right that a murderer should be caught and apprehended as soon as possible? Doesn't the idea of a smoothly running criminal justice system just rank right up there with other happy, furry things like kittens, wine, sex on the beach and amateur pornogr...
On the side lines of fishing and hunting tour at the beach of Barberra Ocean, Mr. Bush complained;...
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