Woman wants to take monkey to the beach

Funny story written by jansal

Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Monkeys are not cheap

Watching this popular show never ceases to amaze me. The other night a woman contestant was asked what she would do with the money if she won the big prize of 1/2 million dollars.

Some contestants say they will help their parents or their fellow man etc. etc.

This particular contestant said if she won she would use the money to buy a monkey. The host was overwhelmed to think she would need that much money to purchase a monkey. She explained, that she would also buy a nice home close to the ocean so that the monkey could go to the beach.

Does this sound unreal? It's not, I didn't make this up that's exactly as it was on the show.

Poor lady did not win enough for the house or the monkey, the banker on the show said "the only monkey she will probably see will be in a zoo.

Even real stories are funny.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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