Written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 19 July 2009

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Councillors in Blackpool have banned fat kids from riding the donkeys on Blackpool Beach. Any fat children weighing 22 stone or more will not be allowed on the donkeys for health and safety reasons.

This follows an incident last week when a child known as Fat Freddie Flintuck weighing in at 22 stone sat on a donkey while holding a triple cheeseburger in one hand and a mega size bottle of coke with 50% extra marked on the side in the other hand.

The poor donkey collapsed and a vet had to be called to save his life. Freddie however was not to bothered because crazy councillors decided to give Freddie a years supply of chocolate every month for a year.

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Topics: Beach




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