Nude Beach Forbids Lewd Conduct

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Monday, 22 June 2009


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Muir Beach, CA. - A notorious and long tolerated nude beach has come under fire from neighbors who are objecting to lewd conduct being engaged in by naked bathers. Lifelong visitors to the clothing-free swim area are having a hard time understanding the locals' objections.

80 year old John " Fuckin" Daily told the press:" Most of us have been buck naked and fuckig day and night on Muir beach for decades now. Those neighbors all bought telescopes in the 60's and we gaver them their nosey money's worth. We can't understand what has changed. Daily's daily consort Wrinkles Breastdroop chimed in in support of Daily's protest. If they don't want to see the lewd behavior let them close the draperies.

Muir Beach Community Organization Ethics Committee Chairman Arthur Dimmesdale tried to present the community's new objections:" I and many of my neighbors remember the sex orgies on the beach during the 60's and no one objected to those hard bodies fucking their brains out. It's the 21st Century dementia brains fuckin their bodies out of joint that has ruined the beach view."

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