In December of 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, "When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, (the North Pole used to have ice), afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks with the bulletin: 'Britney Spears loses custody of her children.' We're living in a madhouse if our prio...
NASHVILLE, TN - Al Gore has acquired Klingon Disruptor technology that he plans to use in his fight against global-warming" skeptics. The first use of the new technology will be to change "Anthropogenic Global Warming" (AGW) to "Global Climate Dis...
The word 'Irony' doesn't due justice for the opening of the new $75M school opening in Los Angeles next week built on toxic soil and named after Al Gore and Rachael Carson. The Carson-Gore Academy of science, to be home to just 675 students at an...
OK, let's come to order. We have a full agenda tonight and I have to be out of here in an hour to get ready for my date with the senator. He's taking me to the French embassy for a Franco-American appreciation wine and cheese party and I've let the National Enquirer know about it but I doubt they'll send anyone. The guy's a backbencher who'll probably not run for reelection next year, so who cares...
Hell- Record low temperatures resulted in major ice storms in Hell today. Satan reported Al Gores attempts to stop global warming as the cause." When Al sold me his soul for his riches I didn't know the bastard was going to actually stop warming" Sat...
Tesla motors, darling of the Department of Energy, spurned on by investment guru Al "Big Dawg" Gore, and close confidants of Obama's Chicago Cartel, noted for the GREEN they stuff into their pockets, still hasn't produced one sedan it promised over...
Ever since Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007, he's been looking for a good investment and now he thinks he's found it. He's opening a chain of Reiki salons in Washington, DC. Among the reasons he's giving for making such a bold business move,...
Has Al Gore lost it completely or what? After accusations from a masseuse in Portland, Oregon that is causing a police inspection, at first thought routine, now to move into it's third week after hearing more evidence, there has apparently been two m...
According to the latest scuttlebutt concerning the unravelling Global Warming Scam put out by Al "Mr. Green" Gore, the world's oceans aren't the only natural phenomena that keep rising. New reports surfacing cite Al's problem with a rampantly ris...
Beltway insiders insist that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't happen because of Big Al's alleged affair with Laurie David, who divorced Seinfield creator, Larry David in 2007. Those in the know said the first indications of Al's infidelity happened...
Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence. Since global warming theory requires the he...
After the news hit the tabloids, then newspapers and now even in the Washington DC newspapers, it seems that former Vice President Al Gore just could be headed for jail. Most were more shocked over his split with his wife of 40 years, Tipper, that...
Al Gore is fighting back. Stung by having a highly-paid masseuse tell the world that he was acting like a sex-crazed poodle for demanding that she "relieve his 2nd chakra," Gore is suing the 54 year old therapist for violating a sacred Swadhisthana...
(Chicago, IL)Today, Al Gore admitted to Oprah Winfery that he became an environmentalist to score more women. "Women environmentalist are very passionate not only about the environment, but they are passionate about pleasing Al in bed." Al Gore t...
Environmental freedom fighter, ex deputy President and bum pincher Al gore, is not only intent on saving the world from environmental disaster he is also intent on saving his own butt after being involved in a sex scandal. His old mate Billy "Boy"...
Former President William Jefferson Clinton-the name he took when he was impeached for lying about a dalliance with an intern-has come to the defense of his vice president Albert Gore. "Look," said Clinton "when an inexperienced massage lady is r...
Police in Portland, Oregon are reopening their investigation into allegations that Al Gore groped and forced himself onto a masseuse at a local hotel in 2006. While not much has been made public about that incident, the one piece of information that...
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