Written by Morse

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

image for Fitting Monument: Al Gore $75M School Built on Toxic Soil...Across from Oil Well!
Working Oil Well Across From Gore School Affectionately Named "Georgie!"

The word 'Irony' doesn't due justice for the opening of the new $75M school opening in Los Angeles next week built on toxic soil and named after Al Gore and Rachael Carson.

The Carson-Gore Academy of science, to be home to just 675 students at an amortized cost of only $111,111. per student, has been undergoing over $4m worth of soil replacement involving removing 38,000 cubic yards of 'tainted' soil to a depth of 45 feet due to seepage from underground storage tanks from previous development.

The 'campus' also features a working oil well across the street, at least for now, as it is said Gore is attempting to have Obama extend the drilling moratorium to downtown Los Angles and getting him to renew is pledge to "plug that 'ho' he made earlier in the BP Gulf fiasco.

Carson, known for her book "Silent Spring' is credited with singlehandedly banning the use of DDT and thereby increasing the number of Malaria deaths exponentially, was awarded the Nobel Prize Posthumously for being responsible for controlling the population explosion in many African Countries and culling out thousands of children that otherwise would have been a burden on the economy.

Gore, who has recused himself after recent revelations regarding massage therapists and his pending divorce from wife Tipper, is said to be working on two sequels to his award winning Fictional Tale, "Inconvenient Truth" with the first scheduled "Unintended Consequences" due out on Amazon over Christmas, to be closely followed with "Collateral Damage" detailing how much money he made over the global warming scam while helping to bring the world's economy to a stand still.

The school is said to be inundated with requests from Activists eager to fill the role of Associate Professor which pays over $250,000 per year plus lucrative benefits.

Most tuitions will be paid by Government Backed Loans also funded by Taxpayers now that Obama has taken over the Student Loan business by official edict buried in the Health Care Bill, and granted only to potential students whose families have a credit score of below 235, have had
at least 4 houses foreclosed on and 2 Escalades repossessed.

Already listed as Professor Emeritus are Angela Davis, Stokley Carmichael, Bobby Seale, Elridge Cleaver, Leroi Jones,Patty Hearst and Van Jones.

A spokeman for the school said the full curriculum has not yet been formulated, but when it is, it will not be revealed to the Public, a decision already backed by Attorney General Eric Holder under the Obama Regime's Official Secrets Acts to prevent unrest in the streets of Middle America.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Al Gore

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