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Funny story: Chaney Rents Capitol

Chaney Rents Capitol

The Bush Administration announced today that it had sold the Corporate Naming rights of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. to a Chinese American Entrepreneur by the name of Mr. Chin Lu.

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Funny story: Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Disgruntled father found with holster in capitol

Washington, D.C.: Authorities detained a suspicious man Tuesday lurking around the White House and discovered a holster for a Mac-10 machine gun under his jacket.

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Funny story: Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

Godless Senator Pete Stark Struck By Lightning

WASHINGTON D.C.--(DOGMA NEWZ) Moments after the Democratic Senator from California, Pete Stark, declared to the whole world that He does not believe in "a supreme being" did the unimaginable happened. While...

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Funny story: President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

President George W. Bush Admits To 911 HOAX

WASHINGTON D.C.--(ASSOCSHAT PRESS) President George Walker Bush was arrested at the White House today based upon clear evidence which surfaced proving that he masterminded 911 Hoax. Secret Service pe...

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Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...

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Funny story: Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

Bolivia Pressuring Coca-Cola to Change Name

LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...

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Funny story: Laura Bush Dons White Glove! George's Ratings Plummet!

Laura Bush Dons White Glove! George's Ratings Plummet!

The white glove test has always been the lady of the house's way to check on the dusting. The First Lady of the White House appears to be no different! After examining the furniture throughout the Presidential Palace, Laura found George's dus...

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Funny story: President Declares Victory

President Declares Victory

White House Press Secretary, Tony Snowjob told the White House press corp. this morning that the remarks made just minutes before by the President were the result of jet lag due to his week long date with his wife where they traveled to south and cen...

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Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Funny story: "Target Achilles" has surfaced

"Target Achilles" has surfaced

Langley VA - This week a very secret report called "Target Achilles" has surfaced on the Internet, whether the source was an Intelligence community insider or a very savvy hacker is not known. The report included the names, personal addres...

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Funny story: White House confirms that Anna Nicole Smith to be buried with full military honors

White House confirms that Anna Nicole Smith to be buried with full military honors

It is a week since Anna Nicole Smith died and yet America's grief continues unabated, citizens weep openly on the streets, shops are closed and pictures of the former model and humanitarian hang in every window.

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Funny story: Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe

Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.

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Funny story: Former White House Press Secratary Missing

Former White House Press Secratary Missing

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is listed as missing and The Federal Bureau of Investigation has begun an inquiry. As yet the FBI is not commenting on the case and Officials at The White House have issued only a "no comment&q...

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Funny story: Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends

Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.

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Funny story: White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.

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Funny story: Race for White House: Auditions Planned

Race for White House: Auditions Planned

The White House has hatched a new plan to manage the issue of non-voters it was revealed today.

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Funny story: Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

Analyzing the Presidential Contenders with Larry the Cable Guy

With the U.S. presidential election less than two years away, many candidates are coming out of the woodwork and tossing their hats into the ring. The Spoof's London bureau spoke with famous American comedian, Larry the Cable Guy, to ask his opi...

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