Chaney Rents Capitol

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Monday, 2 April 2007

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Senator Obama in Front of Mr. Lu's Takeout Complex

The Bush Administration announced today that it had sold the Corporate Naming rights of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. to a Chinese American Entrepreneur by the name of Mr. Chin Lu.

President Bush addressed the Media "In our Ownership Society we sell names and stuff to sponsors you see uhhh and uhh the Tostidos Sugar Bowl for instance and uhh well you see what I mean."

Apparently Vice President Chaney has sold the naming rights of the Capitol building to Mr. Lu for 100,000 Dollars a year.

President Bush to CNN "From now on the Congress of The United States of America will hold it's sessions at Mr. Lu's Takeout Complex near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."

Home Depot has reportedly made an offer for the Rose Garden.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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