'Daybreak' ITV's grave yard programme for Adrian 'Where have I left my smile?' Chiles and Christine 'I have more than enough for both of us' Bleakley will contain 'credible journalism' said many pundits, for fear that changes to GMTV may have been to...
Following his brother's departure from the BBC, Paul Ross is in talks with BBC Management. Best known as a talking head for hire, and for appearing on various satellite channels, Paul Ross is the brother of multi-millionaire Television Host, Jonatha...
In an audacious move the Coalition Government has established the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) to replace the old BBC. This new organisation, to be run by Murdoch & Son follows the ennoblement of Rupert Murdoch who has become Lord Mu...
Sir, Television these days isn't as good as it used to be. When I was on top of my game, TV was full of gritty realism. The women wore hairnets, or headscarves, brooked no nonsense, and spoke as they found. The blokes all smoked fags and had 'proper' jobs, apart from Stan, the window cleaner, who were a lazy get. There were none of these dolly birds with fit legs in short skirts with cleavage a...
For six seasons, fans of MTV's The Hills have wondered about the show's authenticity. Is it a reality soap or just a scripted soap opera? In the season finale, things got even worse. "That was a great show to have such a weird ending!" stated o...
Sir, I was a rich TV star way back in the 1960's, and let me tell you, it weren't all that diff'rent to what them folks go through today. Why, even back then, I done had me a stalker. Her name wus Miz Hathaway, and she worked to the bank. And she was as pug ugly as a bloodhound with a spinnin' cactus plant stuck up his ass. Mostly had fun doin' it - but Ellie May would not gosh durn it put out.
Sir Whatever happened to reflective shop windows? I used to have oodles of fun with them. I'd sort of position myself in a certain way, and then stretch out an arm and a leg, and the semi-reflection made it look as if I was a star shaped, levitating human person. Or something. You don't see them any more. Shame about that. It was really funny. Harry Worth, Wembley. Sir I for one don't...
27,000 THOUSAND MEN from all over the North of England, most of them taxi drivers or ex-servicemen, gathered in Leeds Town Square yesterday for the first in a series of open auditions for the new series of "Popgun Idol". Muttering The queues fo...
The other day, I had the pleasure of experiencing a fantastic new type of television, called "Smell A Vision." The device filled the room with a brilliantly correlated and in sync variety of aromas that related to whatever was being shown on the screen. When the picture on the screen showed an actor barbecuing in his backyard, the entire room that I was sitting in filled with the smell of barbe...
Popular TV entertainers Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley are to host ITV's new breakfast show Waste of Space. Their partnership- they met in panto when she was the front of the horse and he was the back end-was famed for their not needing to u...
Disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, the man who crusaded to put away lawbreakers until we all learned that he paid women to fellate him, will have his own prime time show at the top of CNN's nightly lineup. "The Love Gov Show" is exp...
Angela Kinsley, the woman who plays pious Dwightf-cker Angela on the NBC show "The Office" is ending her marriage to Warren Lieberstein, a writer and producer on the show. Angela Kinsey cites irreconcilable differences with her husband of 10 years...
LOS ANGELES - Larry King has finally decided to call it quits. He says that he will hang up his microphone, his suspenders, and his viagra tablets come Autumn. Larry, who is 76, said that he just wants to spend more time watching his little boys p...
David Hasselhoff is rumoured to be in talks to produce a more 'politically-correct' version of the 90's phenomenon, Bay-Watch. The original programme, starring Hasselhoff as hunky lifeguard Mitch Bucannon, centered on the work of a team of lifegua...
London, England. In breaking news, an intruder has trespassed on the set of the BBC News on BBC1 last night just as the nightly bulletin was going to air. The person, wearing only trousers and displaying a very ample waistline, ran across the fro...
Bonnie Hunt, some lady who said something funny once, has been fired from her talk show. "The Bonnie Hunt Vapid Dialogue Show," syndicated into 53 markets and watched by dozens of people each week, will not be cancelled. Instead, producers announc...
So, the creators of the show are Eric Schaeffer and Jill Franklyn. They have Emmys. They won because they co-wrote the "Yada, yada, yada" episode of Seinfeld. And you know what? I watched that episode when it first ran with my girlfriend at the time, Sheryl. Sheryl would watch Sienfeld and, instead of enjoying it for the at-times witty writing and Kramer's wacky movements, she would give a running...
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