Paul Ross to have enlarged role at the BBC

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Play that sweet soul music, my brother.....

Following his brother's departure from the BBC, Paul Ross is in talks with BBC Management.
Best known as a talking head for hire, and for appearing on various satellite channels, Paul Ross is the brother of multi-millionaire Television Host, Jonathan Ross, and the name sake of non family member Nick 'Crimewatch' Ross.

It is thought, that Paul Ross will have a regular slot on The One Show, telling viewers, which shops to go to find the best bargain, and venting spleen, in a family friendly manner, about the Television he has watched recently.

An excited Paul Ross told me: 'For a long time, I have been in the shadow of Jonathan, but not anymore. Now, I will have my own chance, one I have been waiting for for ages. Look out Charlie Brooker, I will be after your job next'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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