ITV's Daybreak to have 'Credible Journalism'

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 18 July 2010

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What lives at the centre of Adrian Chiles's soul......

'Daybreak' ITV's grave yard programme for Adrian 'Where have I left my smile?' Chiles and Christine 'I have more than enough for both of us' Bleakley will contain 'credible journalism' said many pundits, for fear that changes to GMTV may have been too far reaching.

Accusations have already being flying that 'Daybreak' will just be light, and fluffy for people either leaving for work, school, or just getting up for something to do. The TV Pundit Charlie Wotsit said: 'I think people fear that it will be like a three hour version of The One Show, and let's face it, half an hour of the One Show was too much. Three hours is like a punishment, still if anyone can sit through Adrian Chiles talking about the situation in the Middle East, Gun and Knife Crime, and then handing over to Christine for a half segment on pigeons using the Tube, the day will only get better for them'

Lorraine Kelly said: 'I don't mind, I still have my sofa, and my half hour. What more could I want?'
No-one has seen Mr Motivator for years.

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